Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for May 22, 2021

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    JD'Huntsville'AL  over 3 years ago

    It figures ID wouldn’t have any Truth in Advertising laws.

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    Troglodyte  over 3 years ago

    Makes the Fink feel good even if he can steal from himself!

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    BigDaveGlass  over 3 years ago

    ♪♪"You’re in the army now"♪♪ ~ Status Quo

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    lbhorton  over 3 years ago

    That’s what my recruiter told me!

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Fink is joining the troops…not

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    Piper_13 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Ha! As if that short runt of a Fink would even pass basic recruitment eligibility…

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    joannesshadow  over 3 years ago

    He will be promoted to general immediately.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 3 years ago

    Volunteers are human beings who reflect compassion, unselfish caring, and desire to be a part of something larger than themselves, which might explain why only 7.3 percent of all living Americans have served in the military at some point in their lives.

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    brklnbern  over 3 years ago

    Falling for his own con.

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    CoffeeBob Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Free funeral

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