Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 03, 2021

And he is dogged when trying cases.

He’s the legal beagle.

And he works like a dog.

Interesting glasses with no connecting nose bridge. But then I guess when your nose is 6 inches below your eyes……

He’s great at chasing ambulances.

Let’s make him a partner.

And he bills in dog hours.

Okay with the shake. But can he spear? (no barfing allowed).

And he can put the bite on anyone who doesn’t pay.

Dilbert’s Inc. had great success with a dog running em.

He can sit for hours and he’ll roll over if I ask him to – so he can stay.

His assistant is named Sherman.

Welcome to the firm, Fido.

Mr Peabody??!!

Business Dog

What is a “10-minute increment” in dog minutes?

“Come and SIT beside me, let’s be friends. We can STAY together to the end. We will SHAKE our problems if we try. We’ll be friends til you ROLL OVER and die.” Thanks, Martin Mull

https://youtu.be/7-XpFFaJlOs

Who’s a good boy?

He can smell money.

He needs a phone with collar ID.

And.. is happy with a bowl of kibbles a day and a scratch behind his ears occasionally.

How do you train that!

But he growls at the opposition during depositions (but that might be a good thing?)

But … I thought all dogs go to Heaven?

Where can I get a dog like that?

Can’t he speak for himself?

And very expensive sentences…

What more do you need in that position?

Also skilled at rolling over funds into an IRA.