A friend was being sued and being charged with battery by her step-son. The step-son decided to act as his own counsel. When the judge asked where his lawyer was, he said he was acting on his own behalf. The judge actually told the man that he had a fool for a client. Until then, that was something I’d only seen in comics. In about 10 minutes, he proved just how big a fool he was. The judge threw him and his case out saying that if he ever set foot in his courtroom again, he would be charged with contempt and anything else he could think of.
Pedmar Premium Member over 3 years ago
There once was a lawyer named Fudge
Who was so adamant, he wouldn’t budge.
The defendant deferred,
The prosecutor demurred.
In the end it was all up to the judge.
The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago
Isn’t your lack of judgment why you are here?
Nathan Daniels over 3 years ago
I’ll be the judge of that.
John Smith over 3 years ago
“Here Comes the Judge”
Nyckname over 3 years ago
Is that supposed to be li’l donny or Rudely?
Nubmaeme over 3 years ago
A friend was being sued and being charged with battery by her step-son. The step-son decided to act as his own counsel. When the judge asked where his lawyer was, he said he was acting on his own behalf. The judge actually told the man that he had a fool for a client. Until then, that was something I’d only seen in comics. In about 10 minutes, he proved just how big a fool he was. The judge threw him and his case out saying that if he ever set foot in his courtroom again, he would be charged with contempt and anything else he could think of.
ferddo over 3 years ago
No problem – you’re judgmental all the time…
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Hah, Hah; very funny, defendant. But it’s going to double your fine.