Monty by Jim Meddick for June 13, 2021

…or you may bite off the end of your fortune and you will never know that the winning lottery numbers are 2, 7, 11, 12, 28 and 39.

Chop phooey

The fiber in his diet.

Fortune Cookie say to Mook. “Bite Me”.

…eat too much.

The parrot is sitting there in concern and awe at all of this. And yet some still say pets are useless.

…choke on the collar in the “chicken” fried rice….

How a-mew-zing… I did not order the kitty-chow-meow!

Our neighborhood take out chinese restaurant no longer gives out fortune cookies!

I wonder if we’ll ever see a little side excursion featuring sidekicks Pilsner and EB3 — with possibly comic foil Jarvis thrown in from time to time.

Frames 1 and 5, sack on the counter. Frame 2, no sack. Very interesting.

—In which it is demonstrated that a Fortune Cookie is smarter than Moondog….

“… or you may end up eating your words.”