Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 19, 2021

You see more…..on channel four.

No doctor would be standing out there giving shots! I’m not even sure you will get a full RN doing most of it.

Is he going to act like he is giving a shot?

Hey, Ken Jeong is a real doctor. So was Graham Chapman. Doesn’t mean either one is my first choice to administer the shot.

Fraiser got a shot on his radio show once and he screamed so loud that poor Roz had to rip off her headphones.

“You know…General Hospital!”

With my first shot the lady asked if I was comfortable around needles, I said I was. She applied an alcohol swab to my arm, I flinched and said, OW! THAT HURT. She replied, “There’s one in every crowd.”

Is that why he’s so bubbly?

Oh, gawd, General Hospital was the first, last, and only soap opera I got hooked on. . .then doc shows became standard tv fare: remember Dr. Kildare and Ben Casey???

Oh, heck, it doesn’t matter. Turns out anybody can implant a chip into you. I learned that when I escaped from Area 51.

Did I say “escaped”?

LOL “visited”. When I visited Area 51

Got my shots from some retired folks. Intramuscular vaccines are easy to administer.

I’m not an actor but I play one on TV.

Good for Ralph for getting his shot, no matter from whom. I do think if they had some set up like a Bikini Car Wash, more men would get the shots.

Don’t worry, they got a 20 minute class in giving shots…..

I’m not a doctor, but I play one on the internet!

I got mine from a paramedic. It’s not brain surgery. Just be glad that we have all these great people volunteering to be trained! (Although technically I don’t think an actor would qualify unless he had some other training. But there you go.

Since the vaccines are untested and experimental, why worry about who administers it?