Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for July 10, 2021

A bucket of water would be easier and safer.

Just hold his nostrils closed for a few seconds.

Dad doesn’t like dinner? Maybe she’s a lousy cook? Although I seem to remember that Kevin preferred it to his mom’s.

LOL

dads are angry

Just like my grandfather! Wake him up, and he comes up swinging!

Grab by the foot and shake. Safer distance and they wake up easier.

Baseball bat to the feet. Gives you a head start, and you can run faster than he can hobble. Just make sure you pull your allowance from his wallet first, or you’ll never see it after this.

Solution: Buy cheap timer. Set for two minutes. Place by his ear. Run to another room.

Great advice.

Im taking a nap, while someone is making me dinner? Wow

Something tells me that his pops doesn’t like being woken up

He looks like that alien from Bugs Bunny. He just needs a broom on his helmet. It’s those eyes. LOL

knew a girl who was like that. It was a joke to get someone to wake her, because she would hit them in her sleep. They tried it on me and after she apologised for hitting me (she would never remember) Thing was it didn’t happen. I was the only one who she wouldn’t hit in her sleep.

The kid has learned from previous incursions!

Not sure what normally happens but I’d be one happy father if someone had come to tell me that dinner was ready!

My uncle was a vietnam war vet. You didn’t dare get close to wake him. Launch pillow and run. My aunt had to sleep in a separate room for her safety.

Hahahahahahaha!