Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for July 16, 2021

And a great doctor repellent.

…and maybe a maraschino cherry to go with the candle.

Miles might have been able to get away with the snarkiness, until the whole grapefruit thing.

Remember, apple a day keeps the doctor away…

That’s called, reverse psychology.

“Mr. Sarcastro”! I love it!

We’ve had luscious fresh fruit this year, but, I gotta confess, I understand where Miles is coming from: it ain’t chocolate/carrot cake/german chocolate cake/ corn bread with honey/doughnuts. . .gawwwd, the list is endless.

Increase the boy’s allowance. Encourage his creativity.

Miles has been around Kevin too long. It’s all those sugar crisps on toast sandwiches. May be time to take the boy to the dentist.

I love grapefruit, but don’t go sticking candles in it. I peel it and eat it like an orange. And drink lemon juice with my meals. Absolutely delicious.

Forget about all that bad stuff and have some asparagus instead. They’re very delicious, see! I’m even trying some myself! Look I’m taking a small bite…. GAAAAK THIS IS HORRIBLE GET ME THE TRASH CAN IM GONNA THROW UP! Yeaaaaaahhhh go have a cookie, kid.

Note how proud Dad looks. “That’s my boy!”

LOL! :-D

And it keeps the doctor away AND is a great bribe for teachers!

Miles’ parents will punish him by giving him a grapefruit for his birthday.

Last time I used the phrase, “next stop, flavor town”, she got dressed and left.

Dad looks soooo proud!

He is kind of lucky, that he is not my kid. I would have propped a grapefruit with a candle (I would have made a real cake too of course, but first he would have gotten the grapefruit).^^

“Mr. Sarcastro!” hHAAHAHAAA

Oops, I was looking for the Eric Ashley-Pitt crew and ended up in the strawberry brunette zone.

Honestly, his dads smirk kills it for me

Look at Gene’s face. He’s a proud father.

I love how Gene is just sitting there with a proud smile on his face.