WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for May 25, 2021

Good boy!

The lesser of two evils.

I find the “husband chair” available in larger department stores, to be quite comfortable.

Who’s her bitch??

His first mistake was going shopping with her,

when he stands while holding her purse he does not get any tummy rubs and a cookie and he doesn’t get told how a good boy he is

I feel like walking by and shouting squirrel and pointing to the nearest tree!

I agree with him. An old “friend” used to ask me to go shopping with her. After the first couple of times serving as her pack mule, I started having other plans.

Oy!

So – they don’t have one of those circular dress racks with a man cave in the center?

Why aren’t there any wife chairs in the tool departments or any where in Cabela’s?

Well at least the company is more friendly.

If they have a car, wait there. But, then this strip wouldn’t exist.

So where is her puse?