Lio by Mark Tatulli for May 20, 2021

Ireland?

Do they converge over the hill?

Eh, let’s call the whole thing off.

What, no road to “Tater” or “Spud”?

“. . . and that has made all the difference.”

As Yogi Berra said, take it!

Casting-calls for the musical “Shall We Dance” could be confusing during the read-throughs. As often as not a hopeful would sing “You say po-TAY-toes and I say po-TAY-toes! You say to-MAY-toes and I say to-MAY-toes…”

Why wear a mask when you’re hiking alone? I wear it when I go do groceries or in any enclosed public place, but if I’m outside alone, no way…completely unnecessary.

The next fork will be Tomato↖ / Tomahto➚

But will anybody take the Potato/Tomahto or Potahto/Tomato routes?

Why is he wearing a mask outdoors with nobody else around?

Oh goody, potatos and potahtos and you’re at the fork in the road. Handy.

Tater or Debater?

Good thing ol’ Dan didn’t make the signs.

All potato roads lead to Idaho.

Pahtoto.

Matters came to a head for Lio.

he really should call the whole thing off.

Let’s call the whole thing off…

Say it my way, or the highway!

One direction will lead you to Luke Skywalker, The other direction will lead you to Captain Picard. Except they said tomato and tomato in a commercial for grub hub.

Just go to nowhere

tomato tomahto