Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 26, 2021

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    Charks  over 3 years ago

    P1: “And that’s called … Sad.” P2: Arnold Schwarznegger at the Kennedy Family Picnic. P3: CK to skip college to join Marines. Summer thread at Parris Island?

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    TheBrownStarfish  over 3 years ago

    P1, When all else fails, a giant hand saves the day.

    P2, Well, I guess you know who Katy is voting for.

    P3, Tell me, Mimi, why you even bothered to show up after we already won the game without your help?

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    Mr Reality  over 3 years ago

    Look Coach and I use that term very loosely , in all reality , we’ve had this discussion before . I have poor grades, a criminal record and a full time waitress job waiting for me when I graduate . Now get lost ,okay.

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    Gil-doh!  over 3 years ago

    P3.5 did you bring me cupcakes lady? No snacks, no information

    Show me the treats and I’ll bark like a bulldog

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    Gil-doh!  over 3 years ago

    P1 giving me the cold shoulder, well talk to the hand

    P2 Thing family reunion hosted by the Burritos, just what is going on there between Katy and Mrs. B? Thing they will let (Assail)Abel join the fun?

    P3 it’s complicated, my arsonist mom is dating the school janitor whose idea of fun is lighting packs of matches around combustable materials, so I have to keep a constant watch on her, then there is the balance problem I have from losing all my toes in an “accident” when I was at Valley Modified, plus I have no money to pay for college

    Katy tells me you are the lady that likes to take it out on Central, think I could work it with you? That would at least solve the tuition problem

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    Charks  over 3 years ago

    P1: And that’s called … SAD. P2: Arnold Schwarznegger at the Kennedy family picnic. P3: CK to skip college to enlist in the Marines. Next stop: Parris Island. HUAH!

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    jslabotnik  over 3 years ago

    As Zane drives home from the game, Jackson Browne comes on the stereo. “Looks like it’s me and you again tonight, Rosie”

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    Jaymi Cee Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Break up now, my dude, and save yerself the grief.

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    Newenglandah  over 3 years ago

    “Tell me again Corina, why you shouldn’t play this game in college”

    “Ummmmmmm…..because I will be in pre-med and want time to study and get grades high enough to go to med school?”

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    bearwku82  over 3 years ago

    P1- Per B.B. King, The Thrill is Gone. Someone or something sucked the pretentious enthusiasm from our young heroine.

    P2- Shouldn’t Barely Able be hugging voters and kissing babies?

    P3- Poor punctuation. Question mark should end Mimi’s thought provoking sentence. With all the huge holes in that fence, CK is the most notable backstop since Coach Glory labeled Tracy Hamilton a bold little catcher.

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    Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham  over 3 years ago

    A typical teen, siding with her parents over her boyfriend. P4: I think you could really burn it up in college softball!

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    Irish53  over 3 years ago

    P 4: “….because I hate authority and team sports….”

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    dadjo  over 3 years ago

    P4: Well coach, I think that’s what they call you, I think we’ve covered this all before. But since you seem to have memory lapses (maybe you should lay off those “iced teas” poolside with Pedro) it’s like this. It’s not for nuthin’ that I did a stint in Valley Modified, have a pyromaniac mother and am not thrilled about cowtowing to authority figures like you. Capeesh?

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Did her dad threaten her about dating him? Is that why she gave him the cold shoulder? Has she permanently benched him? Has she found a new boyfriend? Inquiring minds want to know.

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    hifirick1953  over 3 years ago

    Didn’t Katie kind of suggest Zane run for school board because her father is an idiot??

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    BrendaMinnis  over 3 years ago

    she has a mother that depends on her, if she can’t find a safe affordable place, she may not be able to go to college.

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    BrendaMinnis  over 3 years ago

    Looks like girl friend has sided with her dad regarding the library board position

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    Bluedarter  over 3 years ago

    She spotted the new Cyndy Lauper tattoo he got yesterday.

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    James St. John Smythe  over 3 years ago

    Katy came to realize that most of the computers sit unused and are an unnecessary expense.

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    Irish53  over 3 years ago

    P 4: “…because college these days is a scam coach…they will make me take b******t classes, and I will end up with a worthless degree and a stupid job, like bein’ a high school coach for instance,…I’m going into the apprentice program for the pipefitters and plumbers local, will get my training paid for and have a full-time job and be makin’ more than you and your d*ps**t husband, combined, by the time I’m 25…that’s why…”

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    wmac8898  over 3 years ago

    Do we know if CK is a senior?

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    Mopman  over 3 years ago

    You know your romance is in trouble when your girlfriend won’t high-five you hello. And speaking of trouble, there’s even more trouble brewing in Mopped Up Thorp.

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    Bluedarter  over 3 years ago

    Vito from Goshen was overheard at The Diner (you know who was listening), saying this move brought in some heavy money on Abe, and makes the kid a real longshot.

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