Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 22, 2021

Betty sure gets around all sorts of men, doesn’t she?

Cue the 17th-century traveling tinker jokes.

Betty is a plumb-digger I guess…

I hate to think of why he’s called hairy. He is a plumber after all. ( yuck)

So that’s what she calls them.

Big Betty must keep a lot of the local tradesmen happy!

The depths some ladies will go to get “free” work done for them.

@linguist Alex came I can watch the street now

PBS recently aired a biography of Lee Miller [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_Miller] who had much in common with Big Betty.

“Let me see here… hmm… looks like an input problem… let’s get this input put in……”

So, Betty is a Barter-system prostitute?

Man, I wouldn’t touch this one.

Perhaps she’s related to Rosie in the AC/DC song. At 42/39/66, you could say she’s got it all.

That’s not a euphemism, is it?

Hairy may just clog up her boiler.

The other day when Afficionado mentioned that he always roots for Wile E. Coyote instead of the Roadrunner (I thought I was the only one, but Linguist does, too!), I mentioned a few other cartoon villains I root for instead of the heroes. I left out Boris and Natasha (Linguist mentioned them). I used to have a huge crush on Natasha—which I suppose makes me just a tad bit strange. Any road, I also left out a couple of Number Six’s old favorites, Dick Dastardly and (especially) Muttley. I also used to root for them over the other wacky racers!

See, because Big Betty dates guys just to get things done around her house. Ha HA! That never gets old!

If the ladies don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy. – Red Green

Hairy Pete? Nope, not gonna go there.

“I saw you kissing the milkman. Kissing and cuddling and such! Oh, how can you kiss the milkman, when we owe the butcher so much?!” – Benny Hill