Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for May 20, 2021

Must have had the haggis.

When I was a kid there was a family-run butcher shop at the edge of the neighborhood. On Mondays they’d close the store to slaughter cows and pigs. Because we were their neighbors, they’d let us stand in the back at the doorway to the slaughterhouse and watch the process. Live cow came in, got dispatched (mostly), and taken apart. My buddies and I took it all in with practiced detachment, while eating our Goetze’s Caramel Cremes and drinking our Nehi’s.

wonder if he felt uneasy when he kept hearing someone crying my spleen!…

I wonder if he has the guts to eat there again.

In most countries, the organ meats are delicacies…..they waste NOTHING! My grandpa and his buddies would roast a lamb, and they ate the brains, eyeballs, et al. With homemade wine to wash it down.

Ew

that’s awful

No kidneyng? Got your spleen up? Couldn’t stomach it? Have a heart.

And they have an organ recital every night.

Ya gotta have heart!

“And that dessert menu!”

“What about it?”

“Gag meat, with a spoon…”

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Five stars.

A popular place for a lot of Ralphs …!

Tongue will keep you young but heart will make you….

So his heart really is in it. Wow!