Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 24, 2021

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    oldpine52  over 3 years ago

    I guess he just doesn’t measure up.

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    Superfrog  over 3 years ago

    Been like this ever since graduated.

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    “I’ve had it up to here …”

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    blunebottle  over 3 years ago

    Time to punt.

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    And I bring in 75+% of the income. She sounds like my ex.

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    Less Monday... More Friday  over 3 years ago

    Well it’s difficult to to say this but he chose her and he’s a dry measure kinda guy…

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    distortion  over 3 years ago

    Score keeping does NOT make for a happy marriage.

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    paul  over 3 years ago

    and the one speaking is clearly full of %$#@

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    …BUT WHOS COUNTING?

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    uniquename  over 3 years ago

    It sounds like he’s gonna get canned.

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    StephenRice  over 3 years ago

    Actually, I assumed from the drawing that it was male.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 3 years ago

    And dost thou meet thye measure?

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    But I can do more than you can if I apply myself.

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    he needs to speak to her in measured tones…

    (speaking from immeasurable experience…)

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