Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 25, 2021

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Who knew they would sound like a Jewish mother?

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    blunebottle  over 3 years ago

    Reminds me of a verse in the Anthony Newley song: “With All Due Respect”:

    https://youtu.be/p4TCWGiDfFg?t=81

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    This is why nobody wants rare talking dogs.

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    distortion  over 3 years ago

    All animals talk…if you know how to listen.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 3 years ago
    Almost every dog I ever knew used that line, or variations thereof… including “I’m starving to death” and “No one ever feeds me.”

     

    It doesn’t take a speech chip to hear it!

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Guilt trip chip

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    Dobber Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “You gonna eat that?” Even though I’ve already given up 90% of my sandwich.

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    KEA  over 3 years ago

    “dumb” animals mean they can’t speak (human) and they probably should remain that way

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    tlmatcsc  over 3 years ago

    To me it looks like he should be saying “my butt itches”

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    daking27  over 3 years ago

    No use spending money on a chip for cats. They would just say, “Meh.”

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    efwjso (Sue)  over 3 years ago

    SQUIRREL!!

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    And the Divitas have a diva dog.

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