I’ve been using sandwich bags to carry my face masks around until I need them. Mask restrictions have been considerably eased around here.
The style of cap I like has been called a “flat hat”, “golf cap”, and “newsboy cap”, among other things. Can’t stand ball caps. Is there such a thing as a “puck hat”? Has to be better than getting hit in the head with a hockey puck.
Duct tape isn’t for ducts, except for the foil variant. It’s actually “duck” tape, named for the duck cloth backing of the original. Using the usually-highly-flammable fabric type on ducts is a violation of building code in many jurisdictions.
I really don’t see the problem with the “grape” one. NO ONE sells grape bags! Maybe she should have used a generic “ snack bag”. But…what if the grapes were her whole meal?
FreihEitner Premium Member over 3 years ago
Viaduct?
mr_sherman Premium Member over 3 years ago
Duct tape doesn’t work on ducts because of the variance of temperature and humidity on ducts causes the glue to disintegrate.
Stocky One over 3 years ago
Read this cartoon when looking for a laugh.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago
So that last guy is being abDUCTed?
Doug K over 3 years ago
Used a Can Opener when he should have said “May I …”
PaulAbbott2 over 3 years ago
And how about this Parisi guy who wrote his name on a police car? Lock him, up, Lock him up!
Mighty Phavahg over 3 years ago
Also, “Called duct tape duck tape.”
rdav1248961 Premium Member over 3 years ago
True confession: This morning I drank orange juice from a coffee mug.
Gent over 3 years ago
Where’s the one that used monkey glue on hair?
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 3 years ago
Monsters.
BearsDown Premium Member over 3 years ago
Used bath tissue as toilet paper.
gmu328 over 3 years ago
Trying to figure out the grape one. “bunch of grapes”, “seedless grapes”, “wine grapes” … never heard of a puck hat, though.
redback over 3 years ago
I have to confess.. I also put a sandwich in a doggie bag, and the sandwich was chicken (there was probably some pig also)
Kaputnik over 3 years ago
I’ve been using sandwich bags to carry my face masks around until I need them. Mask restrictions have been considerably eased around here.
The style of cap I like has been called a “flat hat”, “golf cap”, and “newsboy cap”, among other things. Can’t stand ball caps. Is there such a thing as a “puck hat”? Has to be better than getting hit in the head with a hockey puck.
Lennia Machen Premium Member over 3 years ago
I see only influencers…
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
What a puck!
A hot babe!
Easy eating
Taped a duck
Teto85 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Duct tape is like the Force. There is a light side and a dark side and it binds the Universe together.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 3 years ago
I was yelled at for not sealing the bag of croutons, even though it’s stale bread.
zippykatz over 3 years ago
I sat on a foot stool.
Bill The Nuke over 3 years ago
The jails would be overflowing for the duct tape offense.
mpolo11 Premium Member over 3 years ago
More!
mpolo11 Premium Member over 3 years ago
I printed something 2D with a 3D printer.
stamps over 3 years ago
I put duck tape on my ducks so they would all be in a row. Is that legal?
MissScarlet Premium Member over 3 years ago
I put a glass of milk on my coffee table.
dpatrickryan Premium Member over 3 years ago
Duct tape isn’t for ducts, except for the foil variant. It’s actually “duck” tape, named for the duck cloth backing of the original. Using the usually-highly-flammable fabric type on ducts is a violation of building code in many jurisdictions.
Lightpainter over 3 years ago
I really don’t see the problem with the “grape” one. NO ONE sells grape bags! Maybe she should have used a generic “ snack bag”. But…what if the grapes were her whole meal?
wrenshaw over 3 years ago
Ironically studies have shown that the duct tape is a product that fails 100% of the time when used for sealing duct work….
richardjohnsonvp over 3 years ago
Been to many a hockey game in my time, saw more people wearing baseball caps than I can count. Is this some kind of Canadian thing?