Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 28, 2021

It was really a dull party until someone accidentally cut Larry.

All these guys do is spread on the butter. Those two should move in and steak their claim.

You gotta look sharp!

It also looks a little pointless….

At least no one will cut the cheese.

Mack wasn’t invited

The guests may be dull but they put on the best spread in town.

Well, at least they aren’t backstabbers.

They aren’t the sharpest knives in the drawer.

they don’t exactly look like they’re having a zwilling time…

There is a reason they weren’t invited.

Well, give them a break, they may not be a cut above the rest, but they’re cutting up the rug, just fine!

Go on in, Every girl crazy bout a sharp dressed man

She seemed knife, butter face!

Maybe they just needed to be buttered up.

So go butter them up

Fork it….let’s go to the party down the road.

Some sharp whits like them could have livened it up!

That was cool. I could see the strip but not the caption. I was really wondering why a bunch of table knives were running around.

They’ll scatter if you toss them a hunk of gristle.

Somebody put on some Bowie music.

Quite a cutting wit!

Someone apparently said, “Let’s blunt…”

This is so very cleaver.

But there are more butter knives then steak knives, they could be spreading.