Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 29, 2021

Huh?

Pizza from Lilliput.

Good description of store bought frozen pizza.

Love the new “Wacky Packs” from Mark. Oh, how my parents hated the originals. I still remember them. Ragu Sauce, to this day, is “Raw Goo”. Wheaties are “Weakies”.

Notice a Pac-Man shape for the pizza?

The box tastes better than the pizza.

They’re so small, you have to eat 8 to tastes them.

It should say, “This box is a good source of roughage”.

I really thought I’d clicked on a Payne strip by mistake.

SOMEONE wasn’t happy when they got home from the grocery store and opened the pizza box!

I think Mark is paying homage to Tony’s frozen pizza. (Their website says they use real tomatoes in their sauce…good to know).

It appears that someone had a bad pizza day.

Personally, I would have ordered Big’s

Bad pizza sauce on a cracker crust.

Ha ha! The “box is a good source of echoes.” I’ll henceforth be using that line in reference to empty-headed people. Love it!

This is a good one, Mark.

This is not a great exaggeration of a lot of store-bought pizza. Tony’s specifically, certainly when it comes to toppings.