Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 27, 2021

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    SamuelMeasa  over 3 years ago

    If only we all could do what the Lady said.

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    rshive  over 3 years ago

    But she didn’t say “Relax and enjoy your chips.”

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    Jayalexander  over 3 years ago

    Or listen to what the man said. He said, Do do do, do do do do.

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    Sanspareil  over 3 years ago

    When Peter Ustinov was told by a sales lady to have a nice day, he replied

    “Madam I have other plans”

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    Farside99  over 3 years ago

    I often reply, “Well, if you insist!”

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    There seems to be a presence in the room indicating that his day won’t be quite so nice.

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    BigDaveGlass  over 3 years ago

    I’ve got a list of chores for you today…..

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    dcdete.  over 3 years ago

    Even though she said thanks, it appears that the wizard’s wife in panel 3 chose to ignore those recommendations.

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 3 years ago

    He got the bag of chips open without having them explode all over the place?

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    I never knews they had supermarket and chips in medieval times?

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    blakerl  over 3 years ago

    English chips are the same as French Fries. Did they get them from the French?

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    jagedlo  over 3 years ago

    You may have to zap her with one of those “Have a nice day” smiley faces, Wiz!

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    redback  over 3 years ago

    doctor’s orders. She’s probably a doctor but it would not be polite to ask

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    Kaputnik  over 3 years ago

    She was talking to both of you, Wiz, and watching you snacking on the couch all day is not Blanche’s idea of a nice day.

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    TSRaman  over 3 years ago

    The wizard is not wearing pants.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Gee Wiz! He’s allowed to snack…

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Go for it. Some suggestions are worth taking.

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    TexTech  over 3 years ago

    What drives me nuts are the clerks that say, “Have a nice one.” A nice one what? A nice nap? A nice sex life? A nice meal? A nice life in general? A nice one what?

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    Goat from PBS  over 3 years ago

    Agree 100%

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    WilliamSchulte  over 3 years ago

    BEHOLD THE LAZY WIZARD!

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    JesseLouisMartinez  over 3 years ago

    Lazing on the couch is having a nice day

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