Herman by Jim Unger for June 20, 2021

Good choice.

Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. But you are no longer a girl then deal for a washing machine.

Well you really walked into that one you fool!

She’s got him coming and going. :D

She wants a washing machine for her birthday? What’s next a vacuum cleaner for Christmas? LOL

It’s fine to be practical at times, but gifts are something you would never buy yourself…enjoy…life’s too short.

One way or another she wants to clean his pockets.

My ex bought me a vacuum cleaner for Christmas and a lawnmower for my birthday. At least, he didn’t forget, but a couple of the reasons why he’s my ex.

So, what color of washing machine?

How about a curling iron; for crying out loud!

Washing machine it is.

Get her one of those countertop washers they used to make in the 60’s. They held three or four gallons of water and the dasher was attached to the motor on the lid.

My mother always said something for the house, that she used to do something for all the family wasn’t a gift.

My dad found out really early on in their marriage that my mom did NOT consider appliances as gifts. Nor should she have. They aren’t.

Well played, madam!

Give her what she wants…….

He didn’t say “cheaper” . . .

He should have stopped when he was ahead.