bacon by Lonnie Millsap for May 19, 2021

May?

Time to avoid Taco Belch….

Look on YouTube for “lighting fart accident”.

Fart Lighting 101 was a required course when I was in college.

That’s an extreme case of heartburn two hours later

Hey buddy, got a light?

And a finger having no further use, becomes distigial.

well, ain’t that a pain in the butt!

Or he is lying about something…

What a lousy super-hero power.

Fire in the hole!

Or ate some really good chili

Including its own ignition source.

Ya think?!?

“Mama mia, that’s a spicy meatball!” (Alka seltzer commercial)