Pluggers by Rick McKee for May 27, 2021

The mysterious “shrinking pants” syndrome.

nothing like a knitting needle or a safety pin can’t fix when it comes to rethreading your sweatpants’ drawstring

The only time I had a pair of pants with a drawstring was back when my daughter was born.

Your average Plugger’s in shape all right-round! ;D

What are those Sweatpants that you are talking about ?

Being rotund is very helpful.

Got that right

Ouch!

The problem here is, not all Pluggers are big around. I’m fully a Plugger with a 34" waist and a 38" girth.

If your waist measures more than 1/2 your height then you need to get taller or thinner.

After losing 50 lbs and 4" off my waist, I guess I don’t qualify any more.

No sweats for me, can’t stand ‘em. Besides, I need my leather belt to tell me when it’s time go cut back on the food intake. Again.

Again, an insult. Are all pluggers fat?