Half Full by Maria Scrivan for June 11, 2021

Don’t tell her! She could be working for Lex Luthor.

Next time I get asked that: “My greatest weakness? Putting up with dumb questions on job interviews.”

Superman, “Low readership, so they have to kill me off as an event in the comics…then ressurect me to great fanfare later.”

I think he prefers the Batman team-ups.

I think it is that sometimes he wears his PJs to work.

The interviewer usually asks, “What’s your ‘kryptonite’?”

‘Peeking at women’s underwear through their blouses.’

Wonder Woman

Not filling out this costume too well…

Cheese danish. Those things are TASTY!

Cancel culture?

If he says, “A red sun,” he won’t have much to worry about.

yay what is sperman’s greastest weakness

Hmm. Could it be Kryptonite.

I don’t think that guy is really Superman. Just a wanna be in jammies.