Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for June 02, 2021

lol

Those are some weird legs

Here we go!

Dang, He has hairy legs…

Very rhetorical, eh?

dankpods lol

RUN YOU MAGGOTS !

Any part of the court they aren’t going?

not that good imo

5.5/10

the 2 days of bliss were nice

That is a such a sad thing to ask

So much sprinting!

once i was reading a ficitional book and there was a mysterious figure who always watched and never interfered and always find everyone’s reaction to drama funny and that reminded me of someone in this comment section

yes francis true men run while they are throwing up

Hey everyone! Happy Wednesday! That really is a lot of sprinting! Um… yep, I guess that’s it.

This actually reminds me of the circuit training in my old high school. Circuit 1: Lift dumbbells, then run around the gym to Circuit 2. Circuit 2: Squat thrusts. Then run around the gym to Circuit 3. I think there were 10 circuits. I actually told the gym teacher he was crazy.

Where I live, we call these “suicides”

what is the point of trying to get featured? spamming won’t make gocomics be like “let’s make this guy be a mod for one day because he’s feature.” getting featured isn’t even why we’re on gocomics.

How is this not classified as cruel and unusual punishment? I get doing it once or twice, but ten times?

that is WAY too much running. are you tryin to kill them coach john?

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These are called suicides. I have to do them in tennis all the time.

oop i was wrong :(

These are called suicides, right?

If so, I can do that without throwing up

Man… have I been getting up late…

Sorry for not posting Part 6 of my story yesterday.

I’ll probably make it the last part tomorrow.

Poor kids

even me knew there was a TRAP on the third panel…

Nice one Francis!!! LoL :D

That was a rhetorical question, Francis.

That’s actually pretty intense for that workout.

There goes skonks 4.0

Let’s hope this comment section is better than the first one xd

“This is your body. This is your body after wind sprints. Any questions?”

Well, RIP Francis! Have a nice day, everyone!

No…

Aside from the spam and everything this is a good comic.

There’s probably more to Phys Ed than just wind sprints…

Hey, everyone! If I were in Coach John’s place, I’d told them, to repeat it 3-4 times. That’s as much, as most of friends from my class can run. Oh, and my grandfolks are coming to mine this evening. It’s possible, I won’t post my story on Thursday and Friday. Gonna be fun! Anyway, have a good day, and read below!

Big Nate. Rock’n’roll, baby! – Part 13

The contest was about to start in an hour, when our friend, Coco, met Artur. She offere him some tea to drink, like our plan was. After he drank the cup of tea, Coco sstareted telling the future from tea leaves. We wanted a horseshoe, to show up, but just a horse showed up instead.

“Well, the horse means an affair”, she told Artur.

“I already have an affair with Gina”, Artur replied.

“But it’s gonna be a happy affair”, Coco continued. “Nothing will impair you”.

After five minutes, she told us:

“Artur won’t suspect a thing. He doesn’t know, I’m friends with you!”

After lots of minutes waiting, the competition finally started. Our band was about to gig as the 8th in line. We had a lot of time to change into our outfits and get our instruments ready.

When a rap/ hip-hop band, called “Gangsta Gods”, left the stage, Artur and Gina went on the scene. They started singing the song, Artur was about to sing with Jenny (remember, Jenny broke her leg, so she couldn’t dance).

At the half of the song, I went to the operator (y’know, the curtain guy) with a $10 bill. I was about to pay him, to raise the curtain, when Artur and Gina stop singing. But then,…

“CHAD?!”, I was shocked. “You’re not sick?!”

“Shhh!”, Chad shushed. “Yes, I faked it, just to be the operator. I’d do it all for free!”

“Really?”, I asked. “Okay, so now stick to the plan.”

“Okay, Nate, good luck!”

When the song ended, the curtain falled down. I came closer to Chad. And then, Gina kissed Artur.

“3…, 2…, 1… now!”, I told him.

Continued in replies.

Oh come on, I was sure Tf2 was gone for good!

YoU cAn Do It!!!

This is my next story! BIG NATE VS. U.S. AGENT: I combed my hair with my hand. ‘gosh,’ I thought. ‘I almost forgot today is prank day.’ I sighed. I looked at my watch. It was nine! Fifteen minutes till school! I looked up from my watch. Teddy and Francis were walking up the side walk. ‘Look at your watch, Francis!’ I thought. “Hey, jerks!” I yelled. “Look at your watch!” “CRAP!” Francis yelled. “Thirteen minutes till school!” I ran forward, as did the others. We soon came to the building. “Nate WRONG!” A voice called. Randy. “What?” I said. Randy shoved me. “I’m gonna get you! You made fun of me yesterday!” Randy growled. Oh, brother. “Look, dweeb, I don’t-” I started. Randy grabbed me, lifted me into the air, the tossed me into a wall. “Crap for brains,” I muttered. I set up my pranks. Later, Mrs. Godfrey sat into… a banana split. Then, coach John slipped in a puddle of his own sweat. When we got out of school, I ran strait into U.S. Agent. “Your dead, kid,” U.S. Agent.

SHEEEEESSHHHHH

How big is the basketball court cause if it isnt that big i think they don’t need to throw up

Part 6 if I met big nate chapter two : if my sister met big nate part 6

Mr Wright: Ah your sister! Yea she’s at her friends right now if you could take this too her while you take your little friend to her

Nate: UGGGG But I just GOT here!

Mr Wright: Do it or no cheez doddles for two months

Nate: Ok Ok OK fine-

Paola: snicker

Nate: shut up it’s not even funny!

Paola: you better do what your father just said unless you don’t want your junk food to be gone in two month’s

Nate: it is not junk food Whatever let’s just go.

at the random house

Nate: I think this is the one *knocks

someone opens the door

Ellen’s Friend: Who are you?

Nate: I’m nate my father told me to bring this to Ellen and this girl wants to meet Ellen

Paola: excuse me-?

Ellens friend: SWEET! Hey girls! We have another girl! I’ll take this!

Nate: and um ahem I didn’t finish I’m Nate Wright Scorpio roWr

Ellen’s friend: uh ok bye! closes the door

Part a little short

why? Because I did say on my last story it was half of the story but I’ll post a part 7 bye!

Those are some weird legs

this is a 9/10

YeS cAn wE TaKe BReAkS tO tHRoW uP???

Hi! I left the comment section for about a week now. Was there anything exciting?

Just keep asking those kinds of questions and BOOM your stalling!

Ahahahahaha

Ahahahah hi there!

ya I did change it

Ooh killers

I am looking at the bncw. nice place.do you need to sign in or anything

Trollz For Life!!! Ahahahahah!

Seems I was wrong about the Mia imposter being real.

W h a t is happening rn??

I have grown to really like Bonky boi

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wait isn’t coach john making them do suicide drills?

Ah crap

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What tf is up with these campaigns?

This whole “President” stuff is quite possibly the dumbest thing on here.

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That’s just cruel

wow i thought he was going to listen to a porblem but nope

What the heck is happening with this mia thing

ik

hello! did anyone miss me

I don’t recall having a face that’s named, “Any Questions”.

No

How’s this guy still have a job? He’s taught them nothing but how to make your lungs implode.

so just suicides? My dad makes us do them in football. their torture.

Just an expression? Bruh.