Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for May 27, 2021

Eat the burger!

oh, the “would you rather…?” game

So violent Poncho, really!

Correct answer, Poncho! Hypotheticals are so boring, aren’t they?

The “joy” is in the eating.

10 Points for Poncho on this one !

“I would gladly pay you tomorrow for the cheeseburger you give me today!”

I would take the first choice. If I just had them implanted, I wouldn’t be able to taste them.

I’d take the first option.

Taking the second could easily be fatal… trying to digest two hamburgers with a stomach just stitched up by a surgeon?!? And to be condemned to eat hospital food for several days of post-surgery recovery? Even a dog wouldn’t enjoy that very much.

What do they put in the drinks here?

Poncho is assuming that the said geek actually has the hamburgers, which may or may not be true.

I suppose it depends on whether I was hungry or not. It’s the difference between a meal and a snack.

Burgers are tasty, but not overly good for you. If I had to give up tasting my food, I’d rather they implant something healthier that I don’t like.

Except hypothetical nerds have so little substance…

If you’re going to kill the nerds, you might as well eat them too. Just remember to spit out the pocket protectors and taped spectacles.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezeburger. :)