The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 26, 2021

Yeah, I was afraid of that.

With that face&smile, Mother Gargoyle could sink a thousand ships!!

(With apologies to Helen of Troy, who it was said, could launch a thousand ships!!)

/SHNARK/

Mother Gargle baring her teeth is not a pleasant thought.

Brutus can’t tell (or are you happiest when you’re at your most sour, Mama Gargoy…er…Gargle?). :/

A face…..that only a mother could love.

Reminds me of the Geico commercial where Joan Rivers asks, “Am I smiling? I can’t tell!”

Things would be a lot more pleasant if she would put a bag over her head—if there’s a bag big enough to fit over that helmet she calls hair.

that doesn’t look very convincing.

The best example of “RBF” ever!

Storm clouds gather when she frowns.

Carefully retreat Brutus. Don’t show your back, and definitely don’t show any fear.

Don’t you wish she was two-faced?

Turn that frown upside down, Brutus, by doing a Wrestle Mania pile driver head first to her.

I suppose it’s no accident that her hair looks so much like a witch’s hat.

Fine then… In that case, must you walk around the house?

Pity any burglar.

Sometimes when I glance in my husbands direction, he says What? I say, I didn’t say anything. He says, You looked at me funny. This is my face, I can’t change it.

Mother Gargle, your evil grin is not the same as a smile. It only suggests to people that you have either gotten away with, or are up to something nefarious.

Evil is as evil does. Can’t change a Zebra’s stripes……

One who should always were a mask.

If a Gargoyle smiles at you, do you turn to stone?

(ಠ益ಠ)

It’s called “resting bitch face” it applies to men or women and I have been told I am afflicted.

I’m going to (gasp) go with Mother Gargle here. Gravity pulls down the corners of your mouth as you age. The past year of the masks, should have taught us to smile with our eyes.

Careful Brutus! She could be slapping the expression off of your face!!!

Doesn’t Brutus realize that witches don’t really smile?

A sneer is probably the best you’re gonna get with that disposition.

Brutus, just learn to love her for what she is, an evil, despicable old crone. Actually, I am only kidding about the love part.

Smiling like a shark as it eats a big meal? I think you should walk or run away.

It’s a frown turned upside down

Look at Brutus with a backbone. Now quickly look away. That smile on her puss is bound to be terrifying. :))