The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 29, 2021

…..but I do go outdoors, for the newspaper.

I resemble that remark!

There’s something for being an avid outdoorsman if you have Mother Gargoyle to contend with — day in and day out!!

/SNIRK/

There is a difference between an outdoorsman and an outdoor man.

I have the Intertubes to pipe in the YouTubes to show me sports and survival. My gun dealer has never heard of any of those guns.

I go outdoors for the mail and the garbage, but I love the great indoors.

I can be an indoorsman and an outdoorsman. But only if the store has separate entrances and exits.

I too resemble the remark. My family did go on camping trips when I was younger (and we still do have a second home up north) though I never warmed to the Great Outdoors the way some people have.

I thought he was more of an avid couchman.

I became an outdoorsman to get along with my wife. She would stay inside while I stayed outside. Cut our disagreements to almost nothing. Let’s see what I can do to stay out of trouble? Hey Fluffy, ya gotta go potty?

Fresh air, sunshine, and exercise, both good for you and highly overrated. Does going for a drive count as outdoors or indoors? I guess it depends on if the windows are up or down.

“Avid” is the key.

yes, I’m more of an indoor person myself. too bad some of my chores are outside.

Ramar Of The Jungle he ain’t.

At least when you’re indoors porcelain is readily available.

Nothing wrong with being an indoor man!

I like wherever she’s at. Song: Wherever You Will GoIf I could, then I wouldI’ll go wherever you will goWay up high or down lowI’ll go wherever you will go

Don’t sell yourself too short. You are not a couch potato. You golf, fish and go your for walks with your dog and your family members. You’re not a Daniel Boone. You are more of a Renaissance Man that can appreciate the charms of both indoor and outdoor activities…..

If God intended, I should travel to mountain tops, he would have put elevators in them.

I’m definitely with Brutus on this one!

I tolerate the outdoors only when camping otherwise it is inside for me. I am not a fan of the outdoors