Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 25, 2021

touché, madam

Florrie’s just a glutton for punishment from the bone idle.

Great burn mum…he is so lazy he doesn’t even cast a shadow…

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny , our HERO Mr Andrew Capp can’t get a break from Flo’s mum , no wonder he avoids being home when she visits :o) unlike me , I liked Connie’s mum more than I did my own my avatar is a spoof of a lady “accidentally” pouring hot coffee on a guy’s lap , that could never happen to me I hate coffee and my better half would not want to hurt me would she? , how was your day? our day should be busy but calm I hope ,no shopping needed ,no errands to run and we are both in a good mood Alex fixed my CCTV cams program so we can just relax ,not like yesterday when about 12 Army armoured vehicles kept going around our Village for many times ,then we found out that they were fake and they were filming footage for a stoopid movie :o{ to pull my leg Connie told me that they must be trying to catch the guy who stole my wallet , keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

Flo’s mom is back ready to rip Andy a new one. : )

Andy is sooo lazy that if he had a pound for everyone who called him lazy he have a enough money that he wouldn’t need a job.

But Andy’s laziness is to the benefit to the English economy. Can you imagine what he would do if he were in the workforce?

But he does play soccer and darts. And he walks all the way to the pub. And he plans out his mooching fairly well.

To Andy’s credit, at least he makes no bones about it…no matter how much he’s ribbed!

If I let my bones idle for too long, I get stiff and have problems getting out of the recliner… ( Bet you thought I was going somewhere else with this one, didn’t you?)

Good answer, Mum – tee hee!!

How sad, and I’m not even hearing music.

Oh … now THAT was a serious burn. I’m definitely hanging onto it!

OK. That is BRILLIANT!

Seen it before but I did genuinely forget about it until now.

xxx

@Afficionado

Bloody hell, Affie! Never a dull moment where you live, right? If we can find out the name of that movie, we’ll be able to see your street and we can tell people “I have a friend who lives on that very street. His name is Tony Grech”

How did you get on with Connie’s Dad if I may ask?

So pleased that everything is working now. Big Brother is watching them. Can’t remember where that quote is from. I’m guessing from the reality TV show titled “Big Brother” which I never saw.

Stay safe, stay well and stay happy, pal.

You’re not suppose to move an injured person – Andy’s got his feeling hurt by his Mother in Law.

Ouch, what a zinger! The worst part is, she might be right.

He won the AMERICAN IDLE contest:)

lololol