Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for May 26, 2021

Lil, you’d better quit while you’re ahead.

He looks more like he tops out at a vinyl car seat. Count yer blessings, Lil.

Growing up in the 40-50’s, we used to go barefoot in the summer months….I remember the hot pavement…..oh so well!

You make me nervous when you in your vinyl seat

Take off your shoes and pat your feet

We’re doing a dance that can’t be beat

We’re barefootin’

(apologies to Wilson Pickett) …!

So, did Sam just commit an “A$$-Fault”?

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Beach sand between your parking spot and the tide line…

Lil is very insecure

She’s just overload-training him for the real request for a favor.

I bet he’d cross cherries jubilee for her, that’s close to what she requested.