Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for June 02, 2021

“… so do you need some, honey?”

It’s in a little white box that he bought uptown.

Dentist to patient: You need to floss your teeth.Patient to dentist: All of them?Dentist: Only the ones you want to keep.

He looks like he doesn’t use lots of things.

I floss religiously. Every Christmas, every Easter.

Checked THAT box.

Do you have Dove Advanced Deodorant?

I use Plackers Twin Line flosses several times every day. I have to protect my investment in my teeth (several thousand dollars worth). If you are not true to your teeth, they will be false to you.

His wife is just discovering this; how long have they been married?

She wants it to smooth a cake for frosting…

Silly girl….

Well, at least we can’t blame him for being the one who leaves floss sticks laying around in parking lots…

I thought he was going to give her used dental floss