Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for June 05, 2021

His swing.

I have a 3 handicap. Woods, irons. and putter.

His golf “impairment” is both physical and mental.

When it comes to golf, I’m a nein.

And that, sir, is why I gave the game up.

Never felt the need to take up golf. I already know how to swear.

Mental problems. Oh, and emotional immaturity.

I tried it a few times. After losing two clubs I decided I wasn’t cut out for it.

Golf is a game of discovery…….. Where’s my ball?

Golf is a great reason to take up another sport, like shooting!

Nature walk ruined!

I must protest the brutality of the clubbing of golf balls. No wonder they hide all the time!

F L O G

I’m a scratch golfer. Whenever I look at my score, I scratch it out and mark it as a par.

Are these the same guy?

100 for 18 holes.

I used to say my handicap was 65, that’s how old my father was. I had to keep track of his score and balls. He was getting me back from when I was a kid in little league

Golf is a good walk spoiled. Mark Twain

With my handicap I have a parking spot next to the first tee. And Easter Seals supplies me with my clubs.