FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 27, 2021

Wish the last son of Krypton would push the earth out of the sun’s way in order to end this Clark County, Washington heat wave that’s occurring this weekend.

I see that Bill Amend is still reading the news…

Of course, the earth can’t be moved by pushing super hard on it in that manner. All you’d succeed in doing is punching a hole through it.

Louie Gohmert, Texas Republican asks: can we fix the moon’s orbit to fight climate change? Hey Louie, hire Jason.

Today’s classic Sunday strip we’re missing:

https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/2000/06/25

All I think is: How is his cape still straight upside down?

I am thankful my mom didn’t make such unappetizing food

… and didn’t “force” us to eat foods we didn’t like.

(She was willing, though, to let us go hungry for awhile.)

I’m surprised that she hasn’t tried Spinach. After all, Popeye loved having his can of Spinach.

They sent Peter with the message so that they could maybe nab a second slice.

Jason, you’d be better off standing in a bucket, and trying to lift yourself up by pulling on the bucket’s handles.

Priorities……

Defying the law of gravity cape, eh?

People are such fools thinking they can control the climate!!!! Hmmmm!!!! I suppose they think they created the heaven and eart too????

Peter could’ve just kept quiet at least get some extra garlic knots

I’m surprised the little nerd can stand on his head.

Someone who realizes the sun is the largest cause of changes in climate.

I’d like some crunchy eggplant casserole… of course, it’s a taste I’ve developed in my later years. https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/sandra-lee/crispy-eggplant-parmesan-recipe-1919034

She burned it, or did one of the kids turn up the oven to make sure it got burned?

I didn’t think Jason had the athletic ability to stand on his head for long.

I recall a similar joke in a normal strip that involved World of Warquest.

How is his cape standing up?

While the sun is in its main sequence phase (for most of the past 4 or 5 billion years), it has slowly been getting warmer, and will continue to slowly get warmer until it enters its red giant phase (in another 4 or 5 billion years).

Of course, the earth can’t be moved by pushing super hard on it in that manner. All you’d succeed in doing is punching a hole through it.

Superboy V1 #58, July, 1957. For charity reasons, Superboy has to invent 100 new super-feats. This is one.

Is the earth lighter because of all the junk we have launched into space? Has that changed it orbit?

lollll that’s weird

Just a tad late.

Next strip coming soon!

Next day!