WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for June 05, 2021

In six months’ time he will have snuffed out his own life. No, not because of the Pokemon, just all that financial blather.

What? No Gamer’s table?

“Okay, I’ll sit here. But you can’t make me talk.”

Where’s the CMDR MTG table?

B. O. R. I. N. G.

Come ON already! The kids would be texting each other.

Pokémon, maybe, but I doubt the kids above are into Dungeons & Dragons.

What is the current value of your mint first generation Poke cards?

In the words of Eddie Money, I wanna go back, I wanna go back…

Actually he is eves dropping on their sex conversation.

What did Henry do to “deserve” such punishment?

Please banish me to the kid’s table from here on out!

“Hey, how about that fixed-rate loan the tavern keeper gave us to start us on the quest for the dragon’s lair? That was so cool…”

….and politics (eew).

Survey: what’s your favorite pokèmon?