Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 22, 2021

An instance of fasten-ating womanhood ?

You are sew welcome.

I was trying to win one for the zipper.

The buttons of her flap bottom union suit.

A friend of mine once superglued a button on his forehead. Okay, it was me. I was 11. Not the brightest button in the button box.

Is she thanking her husband for the “toys” that she keeps in the drawer next to the bed for afterwards when he goes to work and prior to the visit from the milk man?

… Floracel was very crafty…

…her button heart art was the hit of Middletown…

…but Floracel had a nasty secret…

she sometimes attached the buttons with velcro…

…but being a pretty semi- celebrity held the wolves at bay…

…well…

…that was my pitch for the TV show, anyway…

…Thank You From The Button Of My Heart…

…how it turned into The Donna Reed Show, I can’t explain…

…From the 1964 Froglandia Piqua’s Tv section …

That button may open the heart to new revelations during a lifetime.

Heartbreak

Compassion

Joy

Love

Sorrow

Grief

Stress

Contentment

Happiness

Feel free to add your own …..

This and many more are at the Froglandia Bathmat FactoryThe sale of self help books will run for two weeks, for those who feel the need. There will be a book signing by the authors Saturday afternoon only, in the library lounge. Tickets available at our customer service desk.

We had the button down mind, and now the button down heart. Can the button down soul be far behind?

It’s very seldom I feel envy for a button.

Button, button, who’s got the button?

The button is connected to the aorta.

mis-heard lyrics?

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She’s just going through an awkward phrase …!

My heart has 4 buttons, 2 auricular and 2 ventricular.

kewl

Some button eyed lil moppet.

All hail Able Seacat Simon!

Uh-huh.

Whether your command of English has faltered, or whether this malapropism is intentional, I like the idea of a buttoned-down heart, sorta like the button-down brain of Bob Newhart or the button-down collar shirts that I favor.

Let’s hear it for BUTTONS! Yay!

What a cute button nose.

Eskimo kisses to you baby.

I am hot for teacher.

Pop a button honey, and let loose your eye full for me.

Careful not to tug her heartstrings, she’ll lose her button and come undone.

no velcro on this beaiutiful babe

The postman always buzzes twice. Covid 19 and the clowns hand buzzer.

Coraline II. This time, it’s personal.

I’m a Boutonniere, hand over the booty!

Day 2. (In best Dwight Frye/Renfield crazed voice) Heh heh! Button, button, who’s got the button? …Yes, master!

Button up your over quote.