Back to B.C. by Johnny Hart for June 07, 2021

Wow.

Jane’s having all kinds of luck in the “romance department” for a “Man-Hater.”

Pucker up Loverboy!

Actually that’s exactly how I accidently learned how to skate backwards….except for the horrid ending..

Gotcha !

At least B.C. will get a soft landing, if not a welcome one….

If you can’t be with the one you love, love the one you’re with. – Stephen Stills, US optimist and troubadour

…and so…full contact hockey was invented…

That’s Life! The Cute Chick slips right by you and you slide into the arms of the Fat Broad. Where you belong. Lets face it kid, the Cute Chick is high maintenance and your just a Caveman, you can’t afford that.

Fat people need hugs and kisses too. Big Smooch!

As he slams into the broad, I mean boards-hockey is born

“I want your love and I want your revenge; you and me could write a bad romance…”

Come to momma.

What happened to “ world dominance of man”, and no kissing them, FB???

Animal Magnetism?

Instead of the “Skaters Waltz” It’s the “Skaters Let Me Outa’ Here”…

you will not fall