Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for May 29, 2021

Roy, I’m Roy from beyond the Singularity. I uploaded my consciousness into this robot dog, and sent him back to remind you to be kind to animals.

Roy, if you live long enough, you die.

Super old Roy says, “And remember to wash your hands. They get really big when you get really old!”

Roger, Roys.

And young Roy says, “If I gotta look like you old guys, I’m not sure the future is worth the wait!”

And take better care of your teeth.

Little Roy is seeing his life flash before his eyes, literally.

I’m a little concerned on that last hand…

Listen to the oldest one……

…and none of them listen.

Uh Oh, Roy hijacked a TARDIS agaim.

I was going to post a Time Travel joke here, but no one liked it.