Andertoons by Mark Anderson for June 05, 2021

The 3 bears were enterprising bears!!

Why would you want the other two?

Screw the porridge! Where’s the beer wagon?

They never learned that the other two trucks were just cardboard cutouts used for brand recognition.

The Porridge Too Cold vendor should switch to selling ice cream in order to be successful.

There’s also the Pease Porridge in the Pot, Nine Days Old wagon, but that’s a different company.

Great marketing since bears don’t eat porridge, but they do eat little girls.

Weren’t they taught “not to take porridge from strange bears”?

The bear should mix peas in the stuff. But then you would have to keep it in the refrigerator for 9 days.

Not me, I learned from Goldilocks!

I broke into a house (not really), and there was a there was a bowl of corn chips and salsa on the table. I took the first, “Whoa, too spicy! This salsa is too hot!” Then I tried the second, “Ahhh, bland. This salsa is too cold” And I tried the third, and said “This is juuust right”

Too bad we only have politicians that fit the first two categories…