Close to Home by John McPherson for June 27, 2021

Go ahead, dial the number and see what happens.

In the meantime, Bleeb is up to his old voyeuristic tendencies.

The space “behind the mask” isn’t being used.

He always was an empty head….

Nike advertises their swoosh

Our advertising caught your eye while you were walking by.

Yo! Bleeb! Gettin’ a little obvious there dude!

That’s just freakin’ genius and I wish I’d thought of it! Of course, all the times I forgot my mask would have an impact on the effectiveness of the advertising… along with all the intermittent Tazer’ns making things a little unstable… but dang that’s a good idea!

Still required to wear a mask in hospitals and other healthcare facilities. Even after getting my shots I’d still wear a mask in some of vaccine denier states. Why risk being a carrier.

I am out and about 3 or 4 days every week, don`t remember anyone with a cold or the flu.

Bleeb! You dirty little……!!

Who was that masked man?

I’m surprised some store or company didn’t think of that in the beginning…

He must be Bill Board.

So much mask humor coming out lately – really, over a year late. Or perhaps when it was relevant, it was just too soon…?

Now that was a good idea! I should have thought of that!

Never let a good crisis go to waste and in Bleebs case, never waste a good opportunity.

Bleeb, are you now looking up women’s dresses?

Really Bleeb?

Ah good to see smiling faces and getting back to normal again

If I were able to label my mask, I wouldn’t put “Eat at Joe’s” or whatever on it; I’d put the message: “This is not an ornament. It is a grim reminder that over half a million Americans died because of the Wuhan coronavirus, and is legitimate grounds to go to war against the Chinese Communist Party, and Crush them.”