The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for June 01, 2021

Limburger…..

She’s good as the Sardinia’s (one of the twenty Italian Regions) cheese with worms (and the worms are alive and when you cut a slice of cheese they run all around).

Blue cheese or Limburger?? The vote is still out on this one!! But I’m voting for Limburger!!

/SHMIRK/

Hope she doesn’t smell like ‘Who cut the cheese?’

ZING Good one Brutus! You don’t get a barb in often, but when you do it’s a doozy! ;D

Brutus is sharp today. It was a brie-z for him to come back with that zinger.

Maybe she can have a fine vinegar, I mean wine, with that cheese. (Not quite as gouda comment as that of Brutus, which has me feeling kind of bleu.)

And stinkier?

HA!! Good one, Brutus!

Casu martzu. I’ve had silk worm. Meh. Once ate a green bug on my potato chip in front of my granddaughter when she was 4. She’s 25 now and she still recalls the event.

Something she can speak to at my wake :-)

Like wine, she has aged long enough to turn to vinegar.

For some reason this is the one quip by Brutus that I saw coming from a mile away.

She’s like “Fromunda Cheese” Smells like it came “Fromunda” my armpit!

molding yourself into trouble I see.

… moldy & gassy…

Brutus realized his mistake but it was too late.

She’s also stinking up the joint!

Ah, you gotta love him! He is brave and straight to the point! He is my hero.

Very good. But he WILL pay for that remark. Oh yes, he will definitely pay….

Better to age like a fine wine when the only concerns are settling to the bottom and [cork] leakage

And stinky like Limburger cheese…

Nice setup mother Gargle.

Oh Mother Gargle you just made it too too easy for Brutus to nail you. Never underestimate your opponent.

You would be astounded to know how very, very few women make cheesy comparisons about themselves.

Instead of the zinger, I would how he’d fare if he tried to kill her with kindness?

“Mother Gargle, that’s a great attitude to have about your upcoming birthday. I admire you for it!”

Maybe she’d drop dead from the shock.

Moldy? She Rancid!

She’s starting to smell like limberger cheese

She’s more like an aging loaf of bread.

Brutus, a little cold there.

All blue-veined.