Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 15, 2021

Might as well use a plank.

What’s the thread count?

Please don’t squeeze the plywood

At least you don’t have to worry about tear-through.

Bidet, Jose.

So apparently Tuesday is toilet paper day: https://www.gocomics.com/rubes/2021/06/15?ct=v&cti=1625677

If you have 500-ply toilet paper, you must also have someone to wipe for you.

I pooh-pooh that idea and so does my friend Winnie.

I think I bought half ply once

and why is he s*itting in his s*irt?

Ya gotta watch out for those mega rolls, they may be bigger in roundness but not as wide as regular sized rolls. Truth! So NO DEAL!

But will it flush?

One way to “enjoy the go.”

Looks like the same stuff they use to line the trays of fresh chicken at the grocery.

Laminated too?

Little rule we learned the hard way: don’t use two-ply (or larger) if you have one-ply plumbing. Just sayin’.

I foresee a lot of plumbing problems in the future.

That roll would be upside down in my house…

not pulling up your shirt is a really crappy idea…

During the TP crisis, I got “such a deal” on Scott 1000. there were NO- zero -not one perforations. A real joy for emergencies in the night. I still have one roll stashed for the end times.

Meh, even institutional “half-ply” is more than enough if you install a bidet.