Close to Home by John McPherson for June 10, 2021

Do it old man style, walk around the obstacle.

Ut oh, Bleeb is doing his thing again. That little perv. ;-}

Did it really never occur to her to simply walk around the tires??

When she gets to the door she’ll be tired.

I would repeat the joke above but it would be a retread

Just because Scott’s on an exercise regimen just doesn’t mean his neighbors have to be! ;P

Man just think how huge her quads will be by the time she gets to the door

Scott’s re-tire-ment is two years away…he’ll probably bounce back to his old weight again, then again he’ll do the retread program…

Sheesh! I got tired just reading all the tire jokes!

Wait……

So how does other people suffering help him reach his goal?

Retired football coach?

Will there be tofu and wheat grass smoothies at the party?

Oh, Bleeb…

185 junk tires!?

I’m glad she’s not wearing heels, and Bleeb’s glad she’s not wearing . . . BLEEB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

At least the spare tires won’t be around their waists!

Meanwhile, 185 what? Falls? Broken bones? Urgent Care visits? Lawsuits from visitors?

185 is clearly not his IQ!

Don’t look up, Bleeb!!

Are they the Bolinders or the Bounders?

Jill might get down there as well.