Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for June 07, 2021

Unless you have supportive undergarments, that’s not rolling “off,” that’s rolling “around,” Janis! 8^ )

Don’t milk the joke….

Maybe they should just call the whole thing off.

If Janis wants the fat to roll off she can come over to my house and change the A/C filter in the attic. I changed the filter a couple of days ago. It was 80F outside but the attic felt like it was over 100F. It didn’t take long but when I was finished I looked like I had taken a shower with my clothes on.

You gain it back when they give you IVs in the hospital for heat stroke.

But upstairs it’s air conditioned!

I’m sure that Jimmy did not intend for a connection to exist, but, as soon as I read “life-giving fluids,” I remembered the “…precious bodily fluids…” line in “Dr. Strangelove.”

I spent Memorial Day weekend in hospital for kidney stone; the pain was excruciating and it took four different painkillers (including two shots of morphine, which did nothing) to lessen the pain ‘til the stone passed. It was tiny, luckily, but I was told to drink lots of water here in Florida, which I hadn’t been. Lesson learned, the hard way. She should be carrying a bottle of water instead of that phone.

Aww, don’t sweat it… ㋡

FTR, “fat” is a *live-giving fluid". Try living without any!

My husband and I made up a little jingle while we take our daily walk. The last two lines are, “Someone’s really sweating a lot, That’s just fat crying!”

I am sweating just thinking of all the talk of foundation garments/supportive undergarments. Go easy, I am an old man.

Wrong, Janis.

Kudos to JJ for etching in the sweat patches under Janis’ armpits. Extra points for accuracy in a ’toon!

Eat less fast or bad carbs to lower your fat level. Also increase activity too over time.

If it’s water (sweat) “rolling off,” you’ll soon get it back. If it’s really fat, you don’t have to.