It’s your enemy since heart "pal"pitations may result.
Pizza…Hot Dogs…you know, all the foods you can’t have…….
Your fork generates lightning.
You burn your popcorn?
It launches a pre-emptive nuclear strike!
Put. The. Cup. In. First.
If you’re an accountant, it cooks the books.
Your refrigerator laughs at you.
Your mailed AOL CD makes pretty sparkling. Until it starts to smell…
Randy Glasbergen
June 12, 2015
August 12, 2015
SHAKEDOWNVILLE over 3 years ago
It’s your enemy since heart "pal"pitations may result.
zerotvus over 3 years ago
Pizza…Hot Dogs…you know, all the foods you can’t have…….
The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago
Your fork generates lightning.
Lee26 Premium Member over 3 years ago
You burn your popcorn?
mokspr Premium Member over 3 years ago
It launches a pre-emptive nuclear strike!
Ken Norris Premium Member over 3 years ago
Put. The. Cup. In. First.
WRONGNAME over 3 years ago
If you’re an accountant, it cooks the books.
stamps over 3 years ago
Your refrigerator laughs at you.
syzygy47 over 3 years ago
Your mailed AOL CD makes pretty sparkling. Until it starts to smell…