The problem is, it takes more energy to carry a bucket of monkeys to the top of stairs than it generates by pushing it down. There truly is “no such thing as a free lunch”.
with some management and cultivation, monkeys are a renewable resource. I suppose we could strip the copper from the spent monkey casing and use the dizzy monkey for a server at Applebee’s.
monkeysky over 3 years ago
The problem is, it takes more energy to carry a bucket of monkeys to the top of stairs than it generates by pushing it down. There truly is “no such thing as a free lunch”.
Johnny Q Premium Member over 3 years ago
And he can type out Shakespeare’s plays too!
Kind&Kinder over 3 years ago
Sorry, I don’t think you’d get much of a charge out of doing that!
Baarorso over 3 years ago
Another few pearls of wisdom from the CAT-alogue of knowledge.;D
Jayalexander over 3 years ago
How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the Government is hiring there ain’t enough monkeys on the planet.
djtenltd over 3 years ago
Two birdbrains in a pod…
MayCauseBurns over 3 years ago
WATT?
GatorStreet over 3 years ago
Tesla would go ape over this idea . . . .
Breadboard over 3 years ago
Satchel’s brain is melting …..
Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago
The power produced by Sachel’s conundrum will overpower Bucky’s monkey battery.
diskus Premium Member over 3 years ago
Actaully we are all batteries. And then there is the Matrix.
chks over 3 years ago
I thought you could only get monkey’s in barrels not buckets .
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
The first step, the really hard step, is breeding electrolytic monkeys.
christelisbetty over 3 years ago
Satch has the proper answer to ANYTHING Bucky comes up with, EVER.
kerry cargile Premium Member over 3 years ago
Should use cats, they breed more often and have more young. Then you would have catteries. Monkey Battery is not as easy to remember.
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom over 3 years ago
I wish I’d have known about this sooner; I’ve been paying for electricity all this time!
BlitzMcD over 3 years ago
Bucky is quite the visionary.
bloodykate over 3 years ago
Pure Genius! : D
WentBrown over 3 years ago
Bucky is so unintelligent.
WilliamDoerfler over 3 years ago
Entropy!
tazmosis85 over 3 years ago
with some management and cultivation, monkeys are a renewable resource. I suppose we could strip the copper from the spent monkey casing and use the dizzy monkey for a server at Applebee’s.