Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for June 15, 2021

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    monkeysky  over 3 years ago

    The problem is, it takes more energy to carry a bucket of monkeys to the top of stairs than it generates by pushing it down. There truly is “no such thing as a free lunch”.

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    Johnny Q Premium Member over 3 years ago

    And he can type out Shakespeare’s plays too!

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    Kind&Kinder  over 3 years ago

    Sorry, I don’t think you’d get much of a charge out of doing that!

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    Baarorso  over 3 years ago

    Another few pearls of wisdom from the CAT-alogue of knowledge.;D

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    Jayalexander  over 3 years ago

    How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the Government is hiring there ain’t enough monkeys on the planet.

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    djtenltd  over 3 years ago

    Two birdbrains in a pod…

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    MayCauseBurns  over 3 years ago

    WATT?

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    GatorStreet  over 3 years ago

    Tesla would go ape over this idea . . . .

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    Breadboard  over 3 years ago

    Satchel’s brain is melting …..

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    The power produced by Sachel’s conundrum will overpower Bucky’s monkey battery.

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    diskus Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Actaully we are all batteries. And then there is the Matrix.

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    chks  over 3 years ago

    I thought you could only get monkey’s in barrels not buckets .

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    mistercatworks  over 3 years ago

    The first step, the really hard step, is breeding electrolytic monkeys.

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    christelisbetty  over 3 years ago

    Satch has the proper answer to ANYTHING Bucky comes up with, EVER.

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    kerry cargile Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Should use cats, they breed more often and have more young. Then you would have catteries. Monkey Battery is not as easy to remember.

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom  over 3 years ago

    I wish I’d have known about this sooner; I’ve been paying for electricity all this time!

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    BlitzMcD  over 3 years ago

    Bucky is quite the visionary.

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    bloodykate  over 3 years ago

    Pure Genius! : D

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    WentBrown  over 3 years ago

    Bucky is so unintelligent.

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    WilliamDoerfler  over 3 years ago

    Entropy!

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    tazmosis85  over 3 years ago

    with some management and cultivation, monkeys are a renewable resource. I suppose we could strip the copper from the spent monkey casing and use the dizzy monkey for a server at Applebee’s.

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