Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for July 11, 2021

Now he just drinks Martinis.

“If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.”

“I drink therefore I am.”

“I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.”

“There are only two real ways to get ahead today – sell liquor or drink it.” —W. C. Fields

Is this Philadelphia?

Cheers

Don’t step in it on your way out…oy

“Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her.”

W. C. Fields

“I don’t drink water. You know what fish do in it.” According to Field’s granddaughter this what he really said.

Rosacea.

As Fields said that woman drove me to drink. The one thing I am indebted to her for.

Rudy G., is that you?!