Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for July 22, 2021

ZZZZ

He’s on higher ground, so water balloons should work. (Or some other liquid.)

A bucket of water would do the trick….

This one is funnier than usual.

Return the favor and throw rotten tomatoes at them.

Just say that you’re raising the taxes again. That’ll wake em up.

The Fink is a Godsend for insomniacs everywhere!

Fink is not taking this well..

Today it’s still difficult to get through a speech when “The Fink” is speaking.

It’s magic! Wiz, here’s the perfect sleeping spell you’ve been looking for.

If it was me, I’d just waltz into the bank, . . .

according to today not-classic strip, he learned his lesson

Relish that superpower, Fink!

The Fink’s magic sleeping spell even affects the Wizard!

“Class? Class!? WAKE UP!”

Boredom is the absence of good ideas.

You just got that magic touch…..

If he could bottle that he’d make a fortune in the pharmaceutical racket.