Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for June 18, 2021

All part of Make Amnerica Grate again!

Why buy a shredder when you can zap them into oblivion, Broomie?

Broomie is ready to run for office now that she has a shredder.

Could cheese get any greater?

Homemade pizza tonight, fellas!

well, the cheese will be smocked since the engine of the shredder will not resist for sure.

This is what happens when you follow up on one of Amazon’t special offers.

If you shred paper, it can’t be recycled. At least, not in my area.

You can make shredded chicken with garlic. Yum!

If a document is important, why would you want to shred it?

Use it to make fettuccine

In case something important comes along, now you can shred it.

I’m holding out for a self-cleaning cheese grater.

Or you’ll be eating shredded pieces of paper

I got one of those. Used it for a while. Now, if necessary, I bring my disposables to the village’s shredding event (held annually, with industrial-strength shredders)….

The worry wart