Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for June 16, 2021

What is the guy in P3 doing? Making sure his fake beard isn’t falling off?

Why would the anti-Brito have ever done a user survey for a position he doesn’t hold? And what does under-caffeinated have to do with anything? Is he talking about Beardo? He seems a bit sleepy.

Zane’s ahead on points in Round 8. But Brito about to unleash his hard right.

P1 from being at podiums yesterday to the library board members and crowd surrounding Zane(y) and (Unlike)Abel, it looks like a fight circle is forming, pies at three paces? Will the Burrito drop his “chalupa” from his right hand or will his arrogance in thinking he can take down the kid with one hand be his undoing?

P2 the destroyer vs. the builder

P3 Do I use this pencil to gouge my eyes out or do I bury it deep inside judge Judy’s ear? I just can’t take it anymore!

P1, No, have you?

P2, Pies great!Less filling!WTF are these two idiots going on about?

P3, Can we get to the pie now?

The room is filled with people who came to listen to a debate by two people running for the library board? The strip has lost all touch with reality.

The only thing that could generate a crowd like that is Mimi serving as ring card girl in between rounds. Pedro has whipped her into shape and she looks fabulous.

P 4: “….we’ve made our decision….we will consider this position closed due to attrition…thank you for your interest in the Milford library….this meeting is adjourned….good night…”

“duck season”…“rabbit season”…“duck season”…“rabbit season”…“rabbit season”…“duck season”…BLAM…

In all reality , Sorry but our time is up . Thank you both for this lively informative debate. Here’s one thing I think we can all agree upon , Let’s fire the Thorps . Can I get an Amen brothers and sisters !

Ooh, a knockout blow right at the start! How can someone who has never done a user survey possibly be a Library Board member? Despite the ridiculous arguments, I’m happy that at least Burrito and Mophead have the same color clothes on two strips in a row. (Note – Mophead is no relation to Mopman.)

And speaking of ridiculous arguments, you’d have to have a ridiculous argument to justify not reading today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

Tomorrow: AAARRRKKKK!! a Peacock flies in the through the window, pecking Brito eyes out, bringing about a new discussion of braille books for the library.

The guy in P3 is wondering who thought this was a good idea! We should all resign we are so horrible.

Is “overpied” a word?

OK, I give up. “Undercaffeinated”?

Standing room only. Only in Milford

Is that Marty in P3? He has sure aged since his last broadcast.

I think that Rubin is getting old and that he really wanted to have a story about a village board vacancy/meeting/candidate debate about something that truly affects the town and not this nonsense, but he somehow got mixed up….yeah…that’s it….

“Oversexed, over intoxicated.”

I may be standing alone here, but I like it.

I’m going to put on my Loving’s Spoonfull LP: “Did you ever have to make up your mind to say yes to one, leave the other behind? It ain’t always easy. It ain’t always kind. Did you ever have to make up your mind?”

“We’re what???”

“Relax, Rollie. He said ‘overstaffed’, not ‘overstuffed’.”

“Damn right, we’re not. Speaking of which, pass the plate of jelly donuts down this way, why don’cha. Wait, what? Someone already took the last bear claw? Wampfler, you hussy!!!”