Fred Basset by Alex Graham for June 24, 2021

Time for you to snitch some toast Fred, he isn’t looking!

This is me waiting on my shock proof case for my new Samsung 32 5 G cellphone to arrive paranoid as heck worrying about dropping it before i get her safely in a case.

I still have my landline and have never memorized my cell phone number. Storms knock out cell towers where I am at times but landlines are forever. I will always have a landline. I have always considered cells to be an electronic leash. I certainly don’t want to get an emergency call while out and then have to get behind the wheel of a car, and chit chatting is always best done at home. I use my cell for car break downs or something similar. Although I do have a car phone. But yes, Fred, those things have a way of slipping from fingers, and you should always take advantage of that.

Is Fred’s head too small for his body?

When eating turn the phone off …. Let voice-mail handle it . Wonder if he takes the phone into the bathroom/Loo ;-)

My Alcatel flip-phone is small enough I have no problem holding it.

Mr Dear has butter fingers, lol.

No idea why, but this put me in mind of the OK GO song “Here it Goes Again”.

Just come on home, baby, we’ll laugh and sing

We’ll make love, let the telephone ring

Ring, ring, telephone ring, baby, come on in

Got The Allman Brothers on the stereo

I’m glad you come around, I’ve been feelin’ down

Just talkin’ to Tony and Mario

So why is he throwing his phone behind him?