Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 04, 2021

Males have been known to do the tator digger wheelbarrow when stiffed by a cougar.

Exercise that jiggles the bits is good for reducing constipation and prevention of Rhoids. One minute of running, or just shaking your tail, can relieve internal pressure and alleviate symptoms. Internal shifting and jostling create new pressure configurations and stimulate motion in all the fluid systems, many of which are motion activated to take advantage of normal physical activity.

Additionally, cauliflower florets may be boiled and mashed with potatoes to improve their fiber content.

The eyes of some potatoes will watch out for any inconsistencies in the system, while others will pursue image stamp art, along with peppers dipped in oils and potatoes dipped in water colors.

Uh, Miss Fabray? That’s not a megaphone, that’s a trilobite.

Well, I’ve done my kegels for the day anyway.

I’ve heard of a green thumb, but not a green pointer finger.

Constipation exercises often lead to potato fart.

Oh where have you gone Mr. Potato Head …

Hell holds a place for those who prey, hey hey hey …!

There aren’t many rules and abiding principles other than Live and Let Live Lame in Froglandia, but I guess you could say the zealous devotion to the plumage does encourage certain activities. I know my Sunday mornings just wouldn’t be the same without joining the gang down at the Bathmat Square for a little Plumage Tai Chi.

Lost some of that lame essence?

Fearing constipation recrudescence?

Don’t fear, come one, come all

A plumage dance will jump start your stall

Let’s bring back that subliminal luminescence

Oh what joy a poetic fecal deliquescence!

The growth of the fingertip reminds me of a dream I had where something like a small tree branch was growing out of my forehead. It was springy and made a twanging sound if I bent it and released it. The vibration created an unpleasant sensation in my head.

Potato Art was one of those brief passing movements of the ’60s, I think? Green, green!

Stick toothpicks around middle potato and submerge bottom in glass of water.. Stand around and watch roots grow.

Potato stamp in indian ink.Nutter one..A pear might work for his and hers.

…I was constipated this early morning…

…sat quite the while talking to a man about a horse…

…singing: Go now, go now, go now (go now, ooh)Before you see me cry…

…while turns out to be The Moody Blues…

…and here all along I thought it was Paul Revere and the Raiders or someone like that…

…potato art even turns out to be a thing…

…but it looks like little Missy pulled out something besides a plum and it wasn’t with her thumb…

…but her finger…

…I am almost done writing…

…it’s not helped one bit…

I have to hand it to her.

Just eat a bag of Haribo gummy bears, the sugar-free kind. You’ll never have constipation again.