Boneless sirloin roast, with carrots and potatoes.
Glazed chicken with brown rice.
Grilled burritos
Fruit salad or cole slaw.
Steak and lobster meal with fries.
veggie stir fry with a side of egg rolls.
pork chops and gravy with peas and corn.
hamburger casserole.
Sandwiches: Roast beef, turkey, chicken, slamburgers, or tuna melt.
Waffle House Pecan Pie
Kolaches recommended by Grog
Clam chowder and other soups available.
Salad bar now open
Drinks include: Doc’s World Famous Nuclear CoffeeStarbright’s Divine Cocoa Mocha (Courtesy of Chris Alan & Johanan Rakkav)My Big Sister’s Berry Delicious Breakfast Smoothies
Regular coffee, with creamer on request
Chardonnay, Zinfandel, or Merlot
Selection of sparkling wines available
Bloody Mary
Fountain Drinks or Ice Cream Floats
American premium or Imported Beers
Assorted Fruit Drinks or Teas
Plain Milk or Chocolate Milk
Ice Water
Kitty’s breakfast Meal and drinks.
Lucky’s leftovers
Dessert: Chocolate Decadence Cake, Cheese cake, and ice cream of any flavor.
That is one of my favorite songs to sing! I just found another version now I can sing them together!!!!!
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Hairy pickled piggy feet
French fried eyeballs floating in some kerose
And me without a spoon
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Scab sandwich, puss on top
Vulture vomit, camel snot
Deep dish boogers soaking in a bowl of fat
And me without a spoon
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Parrot eyeballs dipped in glue
Petrified porpoise puss
Flaming ear wax bobbing in a bowl of barf
And me without a spoon
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Dessicated dinosaur dung
Percollated pelican poop
Tortoise turd balls with the little flies inside
And me without a spoon
FRANKR Your menu woke me up this beautiful Monday. Since you (and LUVH8) have a difference of opinion on the lyrics (and I forgot to bring my spoon), I think I’ll eat at LADYWOLS’S CAFE this morning. But if you would like to collaborate on a life long work entitled “Greasy Grimey Gopher Guts as seen through the years and regional variations” by Lewreader with help by Frankr, I would be proud to put my alcohol impaired, er scholastic mind to work..
Morning TRIBE! I woke to find beautiful mountains of suds growing from my dishwasher. “Another Pleasant Valley Monday”
Good morning to who have been on and soon will or not been seen in a while:* ♠Lonewolf♠, MontanaLady, Frankr, Woodyeye, Ladywolf, Johanan, Lewreader & RwB, Grog, Doctor Toon, Dry, Rmom, LuvH8, The Sojourner, Love&PieceJoy, MisngNOLA, aircraft-engineer ,yyyguy, Carmy*
Grog I figured a way to save money on Jr. College knew about it, also knew I have to wait to get a list of books, authors and if type of edtion.
Lonewolf another productive busy day with cars.
Grog they are used books on line. My daughter’s finance already has them ordered. Identical. As soon as received taking others back for refund. I knew there should be used ones out there. Not sure how long Medical Encoding and Billing’s been out there or how big of demand for workers there is.?
Well for a lot of children and adults school has officially started here in KS.
Good morning, tribe!Kab - Read your message from last night. I didn’t see the story about the bear, but we don’t seem to have those in KS, so guess it happened somewhere else.
I was thrilled when I went to the college bookstore with my son. Both books we needed were available used AND my other son is taking two IT classes, and only needed earbuds & jump drives for those - no books!
I’ve bought textbooks on-line, but I’m always concerned about getting the right edition of the books, if I don’t buy them from the college bookstore.
It was 100 yesterday. Going for 99 today. Maybe those rain chances coming soon will cool things off a bit, but it also tends to make things a little more steamy here.
Rmom that’s where checking for author comes in. The books I bougth from bookstore check on line identical same author and edition. My daughter did the same and got for far less. I just need from campus course name, author and edition.
Good for your son going ITT, there is one further east and one next to where we live.
GOOD MORNING FRIENDS….I’ve heard the first line of that song BUT THANKS for saving us LADYWolf with your menu….I will have a berry smoothie for now and Glazed chicken and brown rice shortly afterwards!!!
HOW CAN I ‘BOLD’ PRINT THE NAMES WHEN I HAVE NO FONT OPTIONS ON THIS PAGE??? I am illiterate about such things but appreciate what so many of you do. I made a huge print once but have no idea how it happened. sigh
hopeandjoy2 easier way capital 8 twice before and after. I also set aside on word a lot of names listing explainations. I also received tremendous help from BT and lonewolf as well Ladywolf
on my list I found out for copy and pasting I have to use three capital 8’s. as you know those are stars or math computer terms multiply.
Photobucket I have sometimes trouble with Lonewolf has me with tribe, what an honor that is.
hopeandjoy2 I had to ask as well thought it’s cool and still think it’s cool. Wonder how make bigger and bolder but don’t want to scare some one off and would be talking to loud.
Hopeandjoy2 - Sunday I got to see the golf course with all the bunkers, thanks. Also saw the end where the player grounded his club and lost being in the playoffs. That was a sad thing to watch but he should of known better, he won’t make that mistake again!
I’ll have Clam Chowder and Chocolate Decadence Cake.
Hey, MY avatar has changed too. (pout) I’m trying to annoy Doctor Toon with it but so far, he refuses to be annoyed. (grin)
Talk about an unplanned schedule: I reset my alarm (permanently) for 6:00 AM and my Ambien keeps me in bed untill 11:00 AM. Ah well, can’t say I didn’t need the rest.
No time for anything but The Usual CocoMocha, darlin’, and give it wings… :)
I was going to order the mutilated monkey meat, but instead I’ll have the veggie stir fry with a side of egg rolls.
Version I learned many moons ago:
Great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
Unrestricted monkey meat,
Itsy-bitsy chicken feet.
Two red eyes a-swimming in a pool of mud [or was it blood?],
Oops, I lost my spoon!
Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat,
Little birdies dirty feet,
Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts,
And I forgot my spoon!
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat,
Itsy bitsy birdie feet,
French fried eye-balls,
Rolling down a muddy street,
And I forgot my spoon.
(pause)
But I got my straw!
Great green gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat,
Saturated birdy feet,
All wrapped up in
All purpose porpoise pus.
And me without a spoon!
Gee whiz! (but I’ve got a straw)
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Chopped up dirty birdy feet.
A one pound jar of all purpose porpoise pus
Swimming in pink lemonade.
Scab sandwich, spit on top
Monkey vomit, camel snot
Eagle eye and cookie goo
Made a sandwich just for you.
The Blob? It’s an old movie of a blob that can’t be killed and eats everthing (including people of course). Stars Steve McQueen - he became famous from this. The Blob 1958
Here I’ve waited (actually, there I waited) to come home to read the REAL version (the one I learned to drive my mother nuts) of Greasy Grimey Gopher Gutz and not one of the TRIBE got it right. The REAL version was sung around campfires of Boy Scout camps in a state with no rhyming word in the wild NE. I plan to record the REAL song in my young tendr voice and hack it into the BG so it will play anytime someone says Good Morning, hello, or Hi. Hold your breath, this could take a few years.
It was a long ride home tonight. I got out of the plant early so I wouldn’t get soaked by the storms surrounding me. The temperature dropped from 100 to about 85 in a short time.
But the stoms caught up with me and made the drive home even slower.
Hopefully they won’t knock me off the internet before I’m ready to go.
I don’t know that what I have is the original version (and probably isn’t) but may be the first recorded version (maybe). It’s from the Dr. Demento show but I don’t know where it is right now so I can’t get the lyrics from it either.
Yeah the cool thing will be a temporary thing for sure, so I better enjoy it - wait it’s not only raining; there’s thunder & lightning. I’ll stay inside.
It might be good. She is being very teenagerish, yes that is a nice way of saying it.
Hello Grog
Now, you get to brag about rain and cooler temperatures. I suppose you even will have thunder and lightening. I never get thunder and lightening! (Big Sigh)
peeKHave enjoyed reading your conversations and will comment more tomorrow. Thanks LuvH8for your DANCE I had fun twirling and dashing about on my tippeetoes!
@LuvH8, I’ve never been in or near a hurricane, but I hear that sometimes they do spin off tornados–so yes, you could have hurricane and tornado. However, I doubt you could get hurricane and hail together…
Hi, everyone!Ladywolf - Not everyone who gets picked up by a tornado in KS goes to the land of Oz. My cousin got picked up by a tornado while driving across I-70, and went to the hospital.
Just can’t believe everything you see in the movies…
Had to pop in with the news. I have been unPIPed. Back in April I was put on probation with a Personal Improvement Plan (PIP). Today I was officially taken off probation. Whoo Hoo!! Whoo Hoo!!!
We’ve had some big hail out in Dakota this past month–official measurement 18 inches around, or about 6 diameter–and the person who collected it said it had lost an inch or two in the freezer (no power). And that week there were a few other storms with hail larger than a man’s fist–the had a pic in the Bismarck Tribune.
LuvH8 - I have just missed tornadoes a few times. Once I was trying to find one (for a photo) that turned out to be rain wrapped and got to close, my car was being bounced all over the road and left the ground a couple of times. I was also in my car once when it was totaled by baseball sized hail with an 80 mph wind. The hail covered every inch of the car and knocked out all the windows. There were dents the size of your fist covering the car. Talk about a lot of noise! Once on my sales route I got up to NW Kansas and they had golf ball size hail a foot deep! I couldn’t make calles because I couldn,t get down some streets. The hail drifted down the streets 3 feet deep going over the hood of my car.
Yes, I remember hearing about Rapid City being shut down by a hailstorm–it was so deep the underpasses under the railroad (and other bridges) were full of ice 3-4 feet deep…
WARNING - Factoid Ahead!
In the 70’s there were two hailstorms in South America that wiped out two villages. Both were soft ball sized hail. One was 3 foot deep and the other 5 foot deep. In the 80’s there was a large hailstorm in China. The government tried to deny it but finally let some scientist in. 3 days after the storm they still found hail the size of basketballs, one was 33 pounds 3 days old. I saw a picture of them holding it.
Sojo - I thought maybe that was east of you, but wasn’t sure. It just missed my mom’s house, well, the really big stuff did. She had some quarter-sized hail. She lived close to Herman Hill park.
The worst I’ve experienced was in 1992. I parked our recently purchased SUV under the I-235 overpass on K-42 with several other vehicles until the worse part of the storm passed. It still got dented from the hailstones bouncing up, but at least it was minor in comparison to what it would have been without cover.
Luv - Maybe Runs with Beer is taking a long weekend? This is from his last post at BT, on Friday.
I’m off for the weekend!! Boss gave us an hour headstart!!
This comes back to you very late, but thank you for your praise of my avatar! I’ll keep it in reserve, but meanwhile here’s another idea, taken from this week’s installment of classic Tumbleweeds…
I’m not sure what this proves, but I have this tremendous impulse to give you fine folks a different avatar every day, or at least every day I have a new good idea. Maybe it just means that I’m bored.
Johanan, I can’t see avatars right now. I will comment when I can. I tried to find a way around it but nooo, must have been designed by a poo-poo head.
Missed out again. Everyone is gone. I have a few hail stories. Even my hubby long before I met him, remembers one that hit in a small town of Cheney, KS. The timing was just right bad way. No one was out the clusters of ice rocks from hail was good size, hubby thinks basketball. Did major damage all over town.
I remember the one in 1992 we where married 11 years earlier and the house we where at I watched the whole system skirt HWY 400 know as Kellogg for Wichita. My hubby brother-in-law thought he better be going. I called my parent’s told them it’s coming but they had taken shelter. That vicious storm striped everything on trees. Made a sharp Rt turn headed to OK. My brother-in-law said it followed him as he had to head that way. He thought about pulling off somewhere away from the cell then watched as that system that Rmom was talking about produced a tornado in OK.
Love&PieceJoy here is another idea for you. If you see this try 3 capital 8 on both sides of words and see what happens.
I gotta quit doing this time I get ready all the fun is gone. Oh well I can try to read then get some sleep. It’s 10:43PM here.
Rmom and The Sojourner tomorrow is suppose to be a rainy day here in Kakeland.
Frankr over 14 years ago
MENU
Big gobs of greasy grimy golpher guts
Mutilated Monkey Meat
Dessicated turkey feet
2 big eyeballs rolling down the dirty street…
no, that can’t be right…Hmm…
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
But of course.
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Interesting Menu Frankr. Would you like me to help you out with the menu tonight.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Good Morning, Tribeandall!
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Shall I post a more appetizing menu.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
I think I’ll just have some of Doc’s World Famous Nuclear Coffee!
Good thing I have a pipeline extension on my property! LOL
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Good Morning, Ladywolf & Frankr.
That would be a good idea, Ladywolf.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Good Morning Frankr
Hey! Are you going to chase down those eyeballs? They sound tasty.
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Boneless sirloin roast, with carrots and potatoes. Glazed chicken with brown rice. Grilled burritos Fruit salad or cole slaw. Steak and lobster meal with fries. veggie stir fry with a side of egg rolls. pork chops and gravy with peas and corn. hamburger casserole. Sandwiches: Roast beef, turkey, chicken, slamburgers, or tuna melt. Waffle House Pecan Pie Kolaches recommended by Grog Clam chowder and other soups available. Salad bar now open Drinks include: Doc’s World Famous Nuclear Coffee Starbright’s Divine Cocoa Mocha (Courtesy of Chris Alan & Johanan Rakkav) My Big Sister’s Berry Delicious Breakfast Smoothies Regular coffee, with creamer on request Chardonnay, Zinfandel, or Merlot Selection of sparkling wines available Bloody Mary Fountain Drinks or Ice Cream Floats American premium or Imported Beers Assorted Fruit Drinks or Teas Plain Milk or Chocolate Milk Ice Water Kitty’s breakfast Meal and drinks. Lucky’s leftovers Dessert: Chocolate Decadence Cake, Cheese cake, and ice cream of any flavor.
Frankr over 14 years ago
Ladywolf help me, I’ve accidentally posted a nightmare menu!!
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Your drink is ready Lonewolf
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Hi Ladywolf & Lonewolf
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
I saved you Frankr. :-)
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Hello and good morning TRIBE & Big Sister.
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Wow! Frankr! I noticed that your Avatar is now colored.
Very nice. :-)
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Do I still get eyeballs?
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Of course Big Sister, if that is what you really want.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Good Morning, LuvH8.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Frankr over 14 years ago
Sorry ‘bout that menu.
It’s from a song that was popular when I was young.
The next line is: “and me without my spoon”
Yes, I colored my drawing using MS Paint. A very primitive program.
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
It looks good Frankr I like it. :-)
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
And another spectacular avatar Lonewolf.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Frankr, the name of that song is Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts and I remember it too. LOL
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Thanks, Ladywolf. For the coffee AND the compliment on the avatar. :^)
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
You’re welcome Big Brother.
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Interesting song you guys.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
That is one of my favorite songs to sing! I just found another version now I can sing them together!!!!!
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts Mutilated monkey meat Hairy pickled piggy feet French fried eyeballs floating in some kerose And me without a spoon
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts Scab sandwich, puss on top Vulture vomit, camel snot Deep dish boogers soaking in a bowl of fat And me without a spoon
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts Parrot eyeballs dipped in glue Petrified porpoise puss Flaming ear wax bobbing in a bowl of barf And me without a spoon
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts Dessicated dinosaur dung Percollated pelican poop Tortoise turd balls with the little flies inside And me without a spoon
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Wow! Seems like several comics still have yet to update.
Frankr over 14 years ago
Good morning Lonewolf and LuvH8
I just found several versions on YouTube but none with as many verses a LuvH’s.
I guess if there’s no gopher, I just have nuclear coffee and pork chops.
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Good choice Frankr. :-) Here you go.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Frankr- - - LuvH8’s version was/is the Boy Scout’s favorite version. That’s where I remember it from. lol
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Why have I never heard of that song before?
MontanaLady over 14 years ago
LW18 I’ll have a sparkling dessert wine with one of those fabulous kolaches!
Lonewolf……LOVE your new avatar……..kind of like a Bev Doolittle type drawing……:-)))))
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Here you go MontanaLady. :-)
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
I need to call it a night and head to bed. I’ll see you all when I get home from work tomorrow.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Good Morning and Thank you, MontanaLady!
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Good Night, Ladywolf.
Frankr over 14 years ago
Good Morning Montana Lady…..GOODNITE EVERYBODY!
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Good Night Little Sister, just ignore the sounds
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Good Night, Frankr.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Hello MontanaLady
Good Night Frankr
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Lonewolf, I can’t see avatars right now. So I can’t gush until later.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
I hear you, LuvH8. :^(
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Wow! Peoples all over are changing their avatars. I like all but…………. (maniacal laughter).
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Hee~hee~hee!
MontanaLady, are you facing a storm?
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
lewisbower over 14 years ago
FRANKR Your menu woke me up this beautiful Monday. Since you (and LUVH8) have a difference of opinion on the lyrics (and I forgot to bring my spoon), I think I’ll eat at LADYWOLS’S CAFE this morning. But if you would like to collaborate on a life long work entitled “Greasy Grimey Gopher Guts as seen through the years and regional variations” by Lewreader with help by Frankr, I would be proud to put my alcohol impaired, er scholastic mind to work..
Morning TRIBE! I woke to find beautiful mountains of suds growing from my dishwasher. “Another Pleasant Valley Monday”
kab2rb over 14 years ago
Good morning to who have been on and soon will or not been seen in a while:* ♠Lonewolf♠, MontanaLady, Frankr, Woodyeye, Ladywolf, Johanan, Lewreader & RwB, Grog, Doctor Toon, Dry, Rmom, LuvH8, The Sojourner, Love&PieceJoy, MisngNOLA, aircraft-engineer ,yyyguy, Carmy*
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Good Morning, Frankr, Ladywolf, ♠Lonewolf♠, LuvH8 MontanaLady, Doctor Toon, Lewreader & Kab!
Frankr, I thought that menu looked familiar. For a second, I thought it resembled one of LuvH8’s menus. Not quite, but certainly equally unappetizing.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Good Morning, Tribe.
Hello Doc, Kab & Lewreader
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Good Morning Doc. Heheheh…….
Good Morning, Grog
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Good Morning, ♠Lonewolf♠
kab2rb over 14 years ago
Grog I figured a way to save money on Jr. College knew about it, also knew I have to wait to get a list of books, authors and if type of edtion. Lonewolf another productive busy day with cars.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Kab, buying used books will also help.
Digital Frog over 14 years ago
Morning All!
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Morning, Digital Frog
kab2rb over 14 years ago
Grog they are used books on line. My daughter’s finance already has them ordered. Identical. As soon as received taking others back for refund. I knew there should be used ones out there. Not sure how long Medical Encoding and Billing’s been out there or how big of demand for workers there is.?
Well for a lot of children and adults school has officially started here in KS.
kab2rb over 14 years ago
Grog have a great day at work.
kab2rb over 14 years ago
I wish everyone a great day at work.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Same to you, Kab
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Good morning, tribe! Kab - Read your message from last night. I didn’t see the story about the bear, but we don’t seem to have those in KS, so guess it happened somewhere else. I was thrilled when I went to the college bookstore with my son. Both books we needed were available used AND my other son is taking two IT classes, and only needed earbuds & jump drives for those - no books! I’ve bought textbooks on-line, but I’m always concerned about getting the right edition of the books, if I don’t buy them from the college bookstore.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Good Morning, Rmom
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Hi, Grog! We’re supposed to have a high today around 90F - did you get any cooler weather your way?
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
It was 100 yesterday. Going for 99 today. Maybe those rain chances coming soon will cool things off a bit, but it also tends to make things a little more steamy here.
kab2rb over 14 years ago
Rmom that’s where checking for author comes in. The books I bougth from bookstore check on line identical same author and edition. My daughter did the same and got for far less. I just need from campus course name, author and edition. Good for your son going ITT, there is one further east and one next to where we live.
hopeandjoy2 over 14 years ago
GOOD MORNING FRIENDS….I’ve heard the first line of that song BUT THANKS for saving us LADYWolf with your menu….I will have a berry smoothie for now and Glazed chicken and brown rice shortly afterwards!!!
HOW CAN I ‘BOLD’ PRINT THE NAMES WHEN I HAVE NO FONT OPTIONS ON THIS PAGE??? I am illiterate about such things but appreciate what so many of you do. I made a huge print once but have no idea how it happened. sigh
kab2rb over 14 years ago
hopeandjoy2 easier way capital 8 twice before and after. I also set aside on word a lot of names listing explainations. I also received tremendous help from BT and lonewolf as well Ladywolf
on my list I found out for copy and pasting I have to use three capital 8’s. as you know those are stars or math computer terms multiply.
kab2rb over 14 years ago
Photobucket I have sometimes trouble with Lonewolf has me with tribe, what an honor that is.
hopeandjoy2 I had to ask as well thought it’s cool and still think it’s cool. Wonder how make bigger and bolder but don’t want to scare some one off and would be talking to loud.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Good Morning, hopeandjoy
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Morning, EMET
AGeorge Arnold over 14 years ago
≡≡ P O P ! ≡≡ ♪☼ Good Morning TRIBE! ☼♪
Hello to all those here!
Hopeandjoy2 - Sunday I got to see the golf course with all the bunkers, thanks. Also saw the end where the player grounded his club and lost being in the playoffs. That was a sad thing to watch but he should of known better, he won’t make that mistake again!
I’ll have Clam Chowder and Chocolate Decadence Cake.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Good Morning, Sojourner!
George Arnold over 14 years ago
Good morning Grog!
George Arnold over 14 years ago
Good morning Doctor Toon!
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
I don’t want to sound too much like LuvH8, but shouldn’t you be going to bed soon, Doc?
George Arnold over 14 years ago
Have an errand to run, BBL
≡≡ POOF! ≡≡Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Yes. He should.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
That’ll leave a nice after taste.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Good Morning Everyone!
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Good Morning, LuvH8!
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Hi Doc, Grog, Sojo(soon), HopeandJoy, Kab, Rmom & EMET
Rakkav over 14 years ago
Talk about an unplanned schedule: I reset my alarm (permanently) for 6:00 AM and my Ambien keeps me in bed untill 11:00 AM. Ah well, can’t say I didn’t need the rest.
No time for anything but The Usual CocoMocha, darlin’, and give it wings… :)
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Red Bull has wings.
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Hi, Doc! - Sleep well. Good morning, Luv! Hello to Everyone!
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Doc, you are right I would have hated to miss you. You should always wait until I show up even if I don’t show up until afternoon.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Hi Rmom have you been sending me your high temperatures? Is this your revenge for my gloating?
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Luv - LOL! If I could figure out how to send my hot temps away to someone else, I think I’d pick on somebody else that I don’t like as well.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
I’m not sure I like this whole feels like thing. Yesterday at one point the temperature was 83 and feels like 98. Geesh! We want to feel hotter???
George Arnold over 14 years ago
≡≡ P O P ! ≡≡ I’m back now.
Hello to all those here!
bmonk over 14 years ago
I was going to order the mutilated monkey meat, but instead I’ll have the veggie stir fry with a side of egg rolls.
Version I learned many moons ago:
Great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts, Unrestricted monkey meat, Itsy-bitsy chicken feet. Two red eyes a-swimming in a pool of mud [or was it blood?], Oops, I lost my spoon!
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Boss: How is it that every time I come around you’re not working? Employee: You wear sneakers.
Little Brother: I’m going out to water the flowers. Big Brother: But it’s raining! Little Brother: That’s okay. I’ll wear my raincoat.
Poet: Do you think I should put more fire in my poetry? Publisher: No, I think you should put more poetry in the fire.
bmonk over 14 years ago
Oops, I was hoping to get caught up, but I really must go stat!
BBL, if I can.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
This is the version I learned:
Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts, Mutilated monkey meat, Little birdies dirty feet, Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts, And I forgot my spoon!
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts, Mutilated monkey meat, Itsy bitsy birdie feet, French fried eye-balls, Rolling down a muddy street, And I forgot my spoon. (pause) But I got my straw!
Great green gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts, Mutilated monkey meat, Saturated birdy feet, All wrapped up in All purpose porpoise pus. And me without a spoon!
Gee whiz! (but I’ve got a straw) Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts Mutilated monkey meat Chopped up dirty birdy feet. A one pound jar of all purpose porpoise pus Swimming in pink lemonade. Scab sandwich, spit on top Monkey vomit, camel snot Eagle eye and cookie goo Made a sandwich just for you.
George Arnold over 14 years ago
Hi and bye bmonk!
Hi LuvH8! - LOL! (For jokes.)
Somewhere I have the original recording of the song you’ve all been talking about this morning.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Hi Sojo & Bmonk
Bye Bmonk
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
What I hate is the wind chill factor feels like thing…a fact of the Great White North I’d like to forget about. Brrrrrr!
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Oh! There are lot’s of versions!!!!
(maniacally rubbing hands together)
George Arnold over 14 years ago
It’s like The Blob - it just keeps on growing!
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Oh! I’ve never seen that. Do you think it would go good with pancakes?
George Arnold over 14 years ago
The Blob? It’s an old movie of a blob that can’t be killed and eats everthing (including people of course). Stars Steve McQueen - he became famous from this. The Blob 1958
hopeandjoy2 over 14 years ago
HI ALL Testing and I don’t think this will work. I can publish a story but I can’t do this…I don’t think.
hopeandjoy2 over 14 years ago
Good grief it worked….I am so excited! THANKS Kab and Doc Toon and anyone else whose input I haven’t seen yet.
George Arnold over 14 years ago
Congrats hopeandjoy2!
hopeandjoy2 over 14 years ago
Hi to LuvH8, Emet, Sojourner, JR, Rmom, LoneWolf and Ladywolf I am gone again until tomorrow when I will try bold print again.
George Arnold over 14 years ago
Bye hopeandjoy2!
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Congrats, hope&joy!
hopeandjoy2 over 14 years ago
Life’s little pleasures. I must be related to Rory Lamb in some way. Thanks Sojo
George Arnold over 14 years ago
Hi Rmom - Only 88°!
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
George Arnold over 14 years ago
Hi EMET!
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
The thermometer just hit 100 while I was out there.
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Thanks for the info, Sojo! I need to go nag my son again to get outside & work.
Frankr over 14 years ago
DDFENCE: Goooleee! Thanks for the YouTube link that led to the link that led to the kitchen scene. Is “Meat” Wally and Theodore’s brother?
Allan Melvin, AKA Hacker was also Dick Van Dyke’s army buddy and Archie Bunker’s drinking buddy.
What, for the love of Gosh, is turkey fries?
George Arnold over 14 years ago
Hi Frankr!
Frankr over 14 years ago
Sojo:
DDFENCE accused Oklahoma of tricking us with turkey fries.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Good afternoon everyone!
Quick stop to say Hi!
George Arnold over 14 years ago
Hi ♠Lonewolf♠! - That avatar would make a good print to hang on the wall!
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Hi Sojo & Frankr.
Thanks Sojo!
BBL
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
I’m so confused!
George Arnold over 14 years ago
LuvH8 - What about?
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
I am never trying to read EMET’s posts again!
Yours, I understood. Hi Sojo.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Oh, and my first attempt at reading EMET’s post, made me forget:
I luv your avatar Johanan!!!Okay, I will read them, I just won’t try to understand.
George Arnold over 14 years ago
That reminds me - Johanan - that is a good avatar!
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Do you know? Was he talking about food or sports?
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
I like Doc’s kitty too. He looks like fun.
Lonewolf, I would gush on about your avatar. But then……….. okay it is a really cool picture.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
There are a lot of words in the Urban dictionary that start with con- We sure make up a lot of words now.
I like confuzling
George Arnold over 14 years ago
That’s some dictionary!
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Hi everyone. :-)
George Arnold over 14 years ago
Hi Ladywolf!
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
snack time.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Hi Little Sister
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Here I’ve waited (actually, there I waited) to come home to read the REAL version (the one I learned to drive my mother nuts) of Greasy Grimey Gopher Gutz and not one of the TRIBE got it right. The REAL version was sung around campfires of Boy Scout camps in a state with no rhyming word in the wild NE. I plan to record the REAL song in my young tendr voice and hack it into the BG so it will play anytime someone says Good Morning, hello, or Hi. Hold your breath, this could take a few years.
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Hello Big Sister. :-)
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Hello Lewreader. :-)
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
That song looks like something Calvin or Lio would likely sing.
George Arnold over 14 years ago
Hi Lewreader!
Where’s that singing coming from?
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Did the seal band get a lead singer?
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Sir Lew, you are more than welcome to post the real version. I would like to see it : )
George Arnold over 14 years ago
Did Lewreader go to work for the seal band?
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Good evening, everyone
It was a long ride home tonight. I got out of the plant early so I wouldn’t get soaked by the storms surrounding me. The temperature dropped from 100 to about 85 in a short time.
But the stoms caught up with me and made the drive home even slower.
Hopefully they won’t knock me off the internet before I’m ready to go.
George Arnold over 14 years ago
I don’t know that what I have is the original version (and probably isn’t) but may be the first recorded version (maybe). It’s from the Dr. Demento show but I don’t know where it is right now so I can’t get the lyrics from it either.
George Arnold over 14 years ago
Hi Grog! At least it’s cooler there now!
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Hi again, Little Sister.
I am being distracted by the monkey. Am I evil if I suggest her dad might like to spend more time with her?
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
No Big Sister, you are not evil for suggesting that.
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Hi Grog
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Hi Sojourner, LuvH8 & Ladywolf
Yeah the cool thing will be a temporary thing for sure, so I better enjoy it - wait it’s not only raining; there’s thunder & lightning. I’ll stay inside.
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
I’m enjoying the 84 °F sunny weather.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
It might be good. She is being very teenagerish, yes that is a nice way of saying it.
Hello Grog
Now, you get to brag about rain and cooler temperatures. I suppose you even will have thunder and lightening. I never get thunder and lightening! (Big Sigh)
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
I should type faster.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Lucky you, LuvH8
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Big Sister, She is lucky to have both you and her dad. I envy the monkey.
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
I would like a side order of rain please!
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Grog, I’ll have the works: rain, thunder, lightning & a little bit of hail.
George Arnold over 14 years ago
Does the works include a tornado?
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Yeah you don’t want a tornado, LuvH8. You can ask the Kansas folks about that.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Nor do you want a hurricane, believe me!
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Give me a tornado, I want to go to the land of OZ.
George Arnold over 14 years ago
Will you keep your earthquakes?
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Ladywolf, just watch the movie…You’ll be better off.
hopeandjoy2 over 14 years ago
peeKHave enjoyed reading your conversations and will comment more tomorrow. Thanks LuvH8for your DANCE I had fun twirling and dashing about on my tippeetoes!
Out the door to play bridge with 5 other couples!
George Arnold over 14 years ago
Hi Doctor Toon! Good and bad, like sweet and sour sauce?
George Arnold over 14 years ago
Hi and bye hopeandjoy2!
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Gee, I don’t know what to say, Doc Should I congratulate you for your good fortune or sympathize with you for your lost day.
Have fun, hopeandjoy
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Sorry Doc, it would be nice to get your hours in on five days.
Sure, I have never had a tornado or hurricane. Can you have them at the same time.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Quite true, Doc. You would prefer the hours on the days you are supposed to work though! - and so would I.
George Arnold over 14 years ago
Have a good pre-work nap Doc!
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
See you later Doc.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Pleasant Dreams Doc, may the assistant manager suffer a terrible rash for screwing up your schedule.
I found an old fortune teller’s book that tells how to do things like that.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Later, Doc
bmonk over 14 years ago
@LuvH8, I’ve never been in or near a hurricane, but I hear that sometimes they do spin off tornados–so yes, you could have hurricane and tornado. However, I doubt you could get hurricane and hail together…
George Arnold over 14 years ago
Hi bmonk!
bmonk over 14 years ago
Hi, Sojo! How’s the weather by you?
Frankr over 14 years ago
Good Luck, Doc.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Hi Bmonk!
I did really want the hail. So I guess no hurricane : (
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Hi, everyone! Ladywolf - Not everyone who gets picked up by a tornado in KS goes to the land of Oz. My cousin got picked up by a tornado while driving across I-70, and went to the hospital. Just can’t believe everything you see in the movies…
Quabaculta over 14 years ago
Hello Tribe !!!
Had to pop in with the news. I have been unPIPed. Back in April I was put on probation with a Personal Improvement Plan (PIP). Today I was officially taken off probation. Whoo Hoo!! Whoo Hoo!!!
Later in the week, Tribe
P&L
Frankr over 14 years ago
I’ve seen a few Hurricanes, but I’m glad I’ve never had an earthquake or a tornado…
…or a Torino or a Torinado
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Congrats, Quaby!
bmonk over 14 years ago
We’ve had some big hail out in Dakota this past month–official measurement 18 inches around, or about 6 diameter–and the person who collected it said it had lost an inch or two in the freezer (no power). And that week there were a few other storms with hail larger than a man’s fist–the had a pic in the Bismarck Tribune.
http://www.bismarcktribune.com/news/local/article_2e57922e-8fc6-11df-8337-001cc4c002e0.html
http://www.bismarcktribune.com/news/weird-news/article_1991dc04-0a2d-5c8f-823e-d83b367a5334.html
http://www.thedickinsonpress.com/event/article/id/38795/
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
So true Rmom. Reality sucks when it bites you hard,
George Arnold over 14 years ago
bmonk - Weather is fine right now. I am watching a storm on radar that will be here in maybe 3 hours if it holds together. We could use the rain!
Quaby - Congrats!
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Bmonk - I heard that ND has captured the record for the largest hailstone. Coffeyville, KS held the old record.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Hello Tribe!
Just a quick stop and then off to 9ball pool league.
Congrats Quaby!Have a good night Doc!
Have fun, Hopeandjoy2!
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Have fun, Terry!
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Hi Big Brother ♠Lonewolf♠ Have a good time.
bmonk over 14 years ago
I thought the record was actually SD–but it was in East Dakota, so I’m kinda fuzzy on where them towns actually is.
Google is your friend! – Vivian, South Dakota.
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Okay, all I remembered was “Dakota.” I didn’t google it.
George Arnold over 14 years ago
LuvH8 - I have just missed tornadoes a few times. Once I was trying to find one (for a photo) that turned out to be rain wrapped and got to close, my car was being bounced all over the road and left the ground a couple of times. I was also in my car once when it was totaled by baseball sized hail with an 80 mph wind. The hail covered every inch of the car and knocked out all the windows. There were dents the size of your fist covering the car. Talk about a lot of noise! Once on my sales route I got up to NW Kansas and they had golf ball size hail a foot deep! I couldn’t make calles because I couldn,t get down some streets. The hail drifted down the streets 3 feet deep going over the hood of my car.
bmonk over 14 years ago
Yes, I remember hearing about Rapid City being shut down by a hailstorm–it was so deep the underpasses under the railroad (and other bridges) were full of ice 3-4 feet deep…
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Hi Rmom, LuvH8, Ladywolf, Bmonk Grog & Sojo!
Grog, IT’S PRE-SEASON AND IT WON’T BE LONG BEFORE THE START OF THE REGULAR SEASON.
I’m even wearing my Cutler jersey tonight!
Have a good night everyone!
P&L
George Arnold over 14 years ago
WARNING - Factoid Ahead! In the 70’s there were two hailstorms in South America that wiped out two villages. Both were soft ball sized hail. One was 3 foot deep and the other 5 foot deep. In the 80’s there was a large hailstorm in China. The government tried to deny it but finally let some scientist in. 3 days after the storm they still found hail the size of basketballs, one was 33 pounds 3 days old. I saw a picture of them holding it.
George Arnold over 14 years ago
Have fun ♠Lonewolf♠!
bmonk over 14 years ago
Did Lewreader hit Free Range Saturday?
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Gee, I’ll be good. I’ve never seen hail bigger than a super ball.
Bmonk, thank you for being offered to make breakfast. Don’t oversleep.
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Sojo - Did you get any of that large hail that hit Friends a couple or so years ago?
bmonk over 14 years ago
Who, Me? Offer breakfast?? Are you willing to wait until 4:30 a.m. CDT??
George Arnold over 14 years ago
Rmom - No, that just missed me.
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Sojo - I thought maybe that was east of you, but wasn’t sure. It just missed my mom’s house, well, the really big stuff did. She had some quarter-sized hail. She lived close to Herman Hill park. The worst I’ve experienced was in 1992. I parked our recently purchased SUV under the I-235 overpass on K-42 with several other vehicles until the worse part of the storm passed. It still got dented from the hailstones bouncing up, but at least it was minor in comparison to what it would have been without cover.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Congrats, Quaby
I got sidetracked and now it’s past 8PM & movie time. Drat!
Good night, Tribesters!
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Bmonk, for you I am willing to wait.
George Arnold over 14 years ago
Good night Grog, enjoy your movie!
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Breakfast…Sounds good.
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
I will wait for it bmonk.
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Enjoy your movie, Grog!
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
I have lost track of who is coming and going.
Good Evening Everyone
Good Night Sleepyheads
Do we know why we haven’t seen Runs with Beer?
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Hope it’s a good one Grog.
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Luv - Maybe Runs with Beer is taking a long weekend? This is from his last post at BT, on Friday. I’m off for the weekend!! Boss gave us an hour headstart!!
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Maybe he was Falls with Beer? I hope not.
Be back later.
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
I hope not. Perhaps he’s giving a toast to the good life and the fun times.
George Arnold over 14 years ago
Bye LuvH8 - Will probably turn in before you get back.
Rakkav over 14 years ago
This comes back to you very late, but thank you for your praise of my avatar! I’ll keep it in reserve, but meanwhile here’s another idea, taken from this week’s installment of classic Tumbleweeds…
Rakkav over 14 years ago
I’m not sure what this proves, but I have this tremendous impulse to give you fine folks a different avatar every day, or at least every day I have a new good idea. Maybe it just means that I’m bored.
George Arnold over 14 years ago
Hi Johanan!
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Hi Johanan Rakkav. :-)
George Arnold over 14 years ago
Rmom - LOL!
George Arnold over 14 years ago
Hi EMET! - Thanks!
Rakkav over 14 years ago
Just for that, Rmom, I’m putting up a new avatar in your honor. I’ll bring back the one from Tumbleweeds another time. :)
Rakkav over 14 years ago
Howdy, Rmom, Sojourner and Ladywolf!
George Arnold over 14 years ago
Time for my zzzzzz’s. Have a good turnover!
♪☼ P&L ☼♪ ≡≡ POOF! ≡≡
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Johanan - I thought Luv would appreciate it. Good night, Sojo!
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Glad you liked it, Luv!
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Well, I need to head to bed. Good night!
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Good Night Rmom, Fun Dreams
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Good Night Sojo & Grog
Thank you EMET
Johanan, I can’t see avatars right now. I will comment when I can. I tried to find a way around it but nooo, must have been designed by a poo-poo head.
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
See you tomorrow. I have to babysit tonight. :-(
kab2rb over 14 years ago
Missed out again. Everyone is gone. I have a few hail stories. Even my hubby long before I met him, remembers one that hit in a small town of Cheney, KS. The timing was just right bad way. No one was out the clusters of ice rocks from hail was good size, hubby thinks basketball. Did major damage all over town. I remember the one in 1992 we where married 11 years earlier and the house we where at I watched the whole system skirt HWY 400 know as Kellogg for Wichita. My hubby brother-in-law thought he better be going. I called my parent’s told them it’s coming but they had taken shelter. That vicious storm striped everything on trees. Made a sharp Rt turn headed to OK. My brother-in-law said it followed him as he had to head that way. He thought about pulling off somewhere away from the cell then watched as that system that Rmom was talking about produced a tornado in OK.
kab2rb over 14 years ago
Love&PieceJoy here is another idea for you. If you see this try 3 capital 8 on both sides of words and see what happens. I gotta quit doing this time I get ready all the fun is gone. Oh well I can try to read then get some sleep. It’s 10:43PM here. Rmom and The Sojourner tomorrow is suppose to be a rainy day here in Kakeland.
kab2rb over 14 years ago
I just checked out Southern North D on hail stone that’s the size Cheney got back in 60’s.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Good evening, Tribeandall!
Just got back. Team won! I did decent tonight but nothing spectacular!